Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Haya Jalal
Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
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Oct 17, 2014 at 03:10
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Owais Kareem
Santa: Why Are You Heating The Knife?
Santa: Why are you heating the knife?
Banta: To commit suicide.
Santa: But why are you heating it?
Banta: To prevent infection.
Banta: To commit suicide.
Santa: But why are you heating it?
Banta: To prevent infection.
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Oct 16, 2014 at 21:10
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Imran Khan
Santa: When I Was A Child, Homosexuality Was A Crime In Indi...
Santa: When I was a child, homosexuality was a crime in India. As I grew up, it was acceptable. Now it's legal. I'd better leave India b4 they make it compulsory.
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Oct 16, 2014 at 20:10
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Sadaf Zeeshan
Santa: I Went To The Pub Last Night And Saw A Fat Chick Dancing On A Table. I Said, "great Legs".
Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs".
Banta: Go on. I am all ears.
Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!
Banta: Go on. I am all ears.
Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!
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Oct 16, 2014 at 17:10
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Samra Ali
Santa: My Wife Went Out For Drinks With The Girls From Her Work. I Am Sure There Would Be A Fight Between Us Tonight.
Santa: My wife went out for drinks with the girls from her work. I am sure there would be a fight between us tonight.
Banta: But why fight?
Santa: Bcoz she simply would get back and tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with me.
Banta: But why fight?
Santa: Bcoz she simply would get back and tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with me.
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Oct 16, 2014 at 11:10
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Alishba Khan
Santa: There Are 2 Types Of People Who Really Irritate Me.
Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me.
Banta: What kind?
Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk.
Banta: What kind?
Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk.
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Oct 16, 2014 at 08:10
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Iqra Raheem
Santa To A Fellow Delhi Metro Passenger, "pardon Me, When Does Connaught Place Station Arrive?"
Santa to a fellow Delhi Metro passenger, "Pardon me, when does Connaught Place station arrive?"
Fellow Passenger: Just watch me get off one station after you do.
Santa: Thank you!
Fellow Passenger: Just watch me get off one station after you do.
Santa: Thank you!
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Oct 16, 2014 at 06:10
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Sadaf Zeeshan
Banta: What's Marriage?
Banta: What's Marriage?
Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person Non-sense.
Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person Non-sense.
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Oct 16, 2014 at 02:10
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Abdul Rasheed
Santa Rings The Fire Brigade. He Says, "my House Is On Fire".
Santa rings the fire brigade. He says, "My house is on fire".
Officer: How do we get there?
Santa: In the big red truck.
Officer: How do we get there?
Santa: In the big red truck.
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Oct 16, 2014 at 02:10
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