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Haya Jalal

Teacher: What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?

Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

· 0 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 03:10
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Owais Kareem

Santa: Why Are You Heating The Knife?

Santa: Why are you heating the knife?

Banta: To commit suicide.

Santa: But why are you heating it?

Banta: To prevent infection.

· 0 Like · Oct 16, 2014 at 21:10
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Imran Khan

Santa: When I Was A Child, Homosexuality Was A Crime In Indi...

Santa: When I was a child, homosexuality was a crime in India. As I grew up, it was acceptable. Now it's legal. I'd better leave India b4 they make it compulsory.

· 0 Like · Oct 16, 2014 at 20:10
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Sadaf Zeeshan

Santa: I Went To The Pub Last Night And Saw A Fat Chick Dancing On A Table. I Said, "great Legs".

Santa: I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, "Great legs".

Banta: Go on. I am all ears.

Santa: The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so". I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now"!

· 0 Like · Oct 16, 2014 at 17:10
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Samra Ali

Santa: My Wife Went Out For Drinks With The Girls From Her Work. I Am Sure There Would Be A Fight Between Us Tonight.

Santa: My wife went out for drinks with the girls from her work. I am sure there would be a fight between us tonight.

Banta: But why fight?

Santa: Bcoz she simply would get back and tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with me.

· 1 Like · Oct 16, 2014 at 11:10
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Alishba Khan

Santa: There Are 2 Types Of People Who Really Irritate Me.

Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me.

Banta: What kind?

Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk.

· 0 Like · Oct 16, 2014 at 08:10
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Iqra Raheem

Santa To A Fellow Delhi Metro Passenger, "pardon Me, When Does Connaught Place Station Arrive?"

Santa to a fellow Delhi Metro passenger, "Pardon me, when does Connaught Place station arrive?"

Fellow Passenger: Just watch me get off one station after you do.

Santa: Thank you!

· 0 Like · Oct 16, 2014 at 06:10
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Sadaf Zeeshan

Banta: What's Marriage?

Banta: What's Marriage?

Santa: Marriage is the 7th sense of humans that destroys all the six senses and makes the person Non-sense.

· 0 Like · Oct 16, 2014 at 02:10
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Abdul Rasheed

Santa Rings The Fire Brigade. He Says, "my House Is On Fire".

Santa rings the fire brigade. He says, "My house is on fire".

Officer: How do we get there?

Santa: In the big red truck.

· 0 Like · Oct 16, 2014 at 02:10
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