Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Shaheen Fatima

Santa: How's Ur Sex Life?

Santa: How's Ur Sex Life?

Banta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.

Santa: What about the weekends?

Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife.

· 0 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 23:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Pinky Queen

Santa At An Art Gallery: I Suppose This Horrible Looking Thing Is What You Call Modern Art?

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

· 0 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 19:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Daud Bhatti

Banta: A Young Woman Called A Policeman Because A Man Tried To Flirt With Her.

Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.

Santa: Damn lucky chap!

Banta: Why?

Santa: She could have called a priest!

· 0 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 16:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Bushra Shah

Pappu: Dad, Will You Take Me To The Zoo Today?

Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today?

Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!

· 0 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 15:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Imran Khan

Santa: Dude, You Were So Drunk Last Night At The Party.

Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party.

Banta: No I wasn't.

Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.

Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.

Santa: The party was at your house!

· 0 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 11:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Arsalan Ahmed

Santa: This Mutton Is Under Cooked.

Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.

Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.

Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right
away!

· 0 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 09:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Neelum Chaudhry

Banta: What's The Way To Stop Your Children Being Spoiled? ...

Banta: What's the way to stop your children being spoiled?
Santa: Keep them in a fridge.

· 1 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 09:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Eshwa Khan

Santa Was Watching A Movie At Home And Suddenly Shouts "noooo! Don't Get Off The Horse! It's A Trap..!"

Santa was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts "Noooo! Don't get off the horse! It's a trap..!"

Jeeto: What are you watching?

Santa: Our wedding DVD.

· 0 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 06:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Nasim Rana

Banta: They Say That Alcohol Kills Slowly.

Banta: They say that alcohol kills slowly.

Santa: So what? Who's in a hurry?

· 0 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 03:10
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