Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Shaheen Fatima
Santa: How's Ur Sex Life?
Santa: How's Ur Sex Life?
Banta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.
Santa: What about the weekends?
Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife.
Banta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.
Santa: What about the weekends?
Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife.
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Oct 17, 2014 at 23:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Pinky Queen
Santa At An Art Gallery: I Suppose This Horrible Looking Thing Is What You Call Modern Art?
Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
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Oct 17, 2014 at 19:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Daud Bhatti
Banta: A Young Woman Called A Policeman Because A Man Tried To Flirt With Her.
Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest!
Santa: Damn lucky chap!
Banta: Why?
Santa: She could have called a priest!
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Oct 17, 2014 at 16:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Bushra Shah
Pappu: Dad, Will You Take Me To The Zoo Today?
Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today?
Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!
Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!
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Oct 17, 2014 at 15:10
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Imran Khan
Santa: Dude, You Were So Drunk Last Night At The Party.
Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party.
Banta: No I wasn't.
Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.
Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.
Santa: The party was at your house!
Banta: No I wasn't.
Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.
Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.
Santa: The party was at your house!
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Oct 17, 2014 at 11:10
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Arsalan Ahmed
Santa: This Mutton Is Under Cooked.
Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.
Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.
Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right
away!
Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.
Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right
away!
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Oct 17, 2014 at 09:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Neelum Chaudhry
Banta: What's The Way To Stop Your Children Being Spoiled? ...
Banta: What's the way to stop your children being spoiled?
Santa: Keep them in a fridge.
Santa: Keep them in a fridge.
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Oct 17, 2014 at 09:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Eshwa Khan
Santa Was Watching A Movie At Home And Suddenly Shouts "noooo! Don't Get Off The Horse! It's A Trap..!"
Santa was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts "Noooo! Don't get off the horse! It's a trap..!"
Jeeto: What are you watching?
Santa: Our wedding DVD.
Jeeto: What are you watching?
Santa: Our wedding DVD.
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Oct 17, 2014 at 06:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Nasim Rana
Banta: They Say That Alcohol Kills Slowly.
Banta: They say that alcohol kills slowly.
Santa: So what? Who's in a hurry?
Santa: So what? Who's in a hurry?
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Oct 17, 2014 at 03:10
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