SantaBanta

Santa: How's Ur Sex Life?

Banta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.

Santa: What about the weekends?

Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife.

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Banta: A young woman called a policeman because a man tried to flirt with her.

Santa: Damn lucky chap!

Banta: Why?

Santa: She could have called a priest!

Pappu: Dad, will you take me to the Zoo today?

Santa: Certainly not. If they want you, they can come and get you!

Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party.

Banta: No I wasn't.

Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.

Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.

Santa: The party was at your house!

Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.

Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.

Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right
away!

Banta: What's the way to stop your children being spoiled?
Santa: Keep them in a fridge.

Santa was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts "Noooo! Don't get off the horse! It's a trap..!"

Jeeto: What are you watching?

Santa: Our wedding DVD.

Banta: They say that alcohol kills slowly.

Santa: So what? Who's in a hurry?