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Urooj Imran

Santa Was Taking Unreasonably Long Time In The Bathroom.

Santa was taking unreasonably long time in the bathroom.

Jeeto shouted, "Did you find the shampoo?"

Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine. So now I am waiting for my hair to dry before I can use it!

· 0 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 16:10
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Madiha Shahid

Santa Walks Into A Library & Says, "can I Have A Burger And ...

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

· 0 Like · Oct 15, 2014 at 08:10
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Sana Dimple

Santa: Which Is Better, Google Or Yahoo?

Santa: Which is better, Google or Yahoo?

Banta: Oh wait, I`ll search it on Google.

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 22:10
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Mooria Ul Ain

Banta: Did You Feel The Vibrations Of The Earthquake?

Banta: Did you feel the vibrations of the earthquake?

Santa: Married men neither feel and nor are affected by vibrations or earthquakes!

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 20:10
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Sadaf Butt

Santa: Did You Hear About The Guy Who Finally Figured Out Women?

Santa: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?

Banta: I would sure love to know more about it.

Santa: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 19:10
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Usaman Khan

Barber: Will You Have Anything On Your Face When I've Finished?

Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished?

Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 13:10
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Haya Jalal

Santa Comes Home Pretty Late At Night

Santa comes home pretty late at night after a bout of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife Jeeto snaps at him, "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?"

Santa replies, "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money".

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 11:10
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Asiya Faheem

Santa: My Dad Was An Extremely Brave Man. He Once Entered A Lion's Cage.

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.

Santa: I didn't say, "he got out".

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 07:10
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Mehwish Jatt

Banta: Kindly Loan Me 2000 Bucks. It Being Sunday, Banks Are Closed.

Banta: Kindly loan me 2000 bucks. It being Sunday, banks are closed.

Santa: Why don't you use an ATM? It's like 24 hour banking.

Banta: I don't have that much time!

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 06:10
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