Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Urooj Imran
Santa Was Taking Unreasonably Long Time In The Bathroom.
Santa was taking unreasonably long time in the bathroom.
Jeeto shouted, "Did you find the shampoo?"
Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine. So now I am waiting for my hair to dry before I can use it!
Jeeto shouted, "Did you find the shampoo?"
Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine. So now I am waiting for my hair to dry before I can use it!
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Oct 15, 2014 at 16:10
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Madiha Shahid
Santa Walks Into A Library & Says, "can I Have A Burger And ...
Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?"
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library."
Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"
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Oct 15, 2014 at 08:10
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Sana Dimple
Santa: Which Is Better, Google Or Yahoo?
Santa: Which is better, Google or Yahoo?
Banta: Oh wait, I`ll search it on Google.
Banta: Oh wait, I`ll search it on Google.
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Oct 14, 2014 at 22:10
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Mooria Ul Ain
Banta: Did You Feel The Vibrations Of The Earthquake?
Banta: Did you feel the vibrations of the earthquake?
Santa: Married men neither feel and nor are affected by vibrations or earthquakes!
Santa: Married men neither feel and nor are affected by vibrations or earthquakes!
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Oct 14, 2014 at 20:10
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Sadaf Butt
Santa: Did You Hear About The Guy Who Finally Figured Out Women?
Santa: Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
Banta: I would sure love to know more about it.
Santa: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Banta: I would sure love to know more about it.
Santa: He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
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Oct 14, 2014 at 19:10
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Usaman Khan
Barber: Will You Have Anything On Your Face When I've Finished?
Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished?
Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!
Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!
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Oct 14, 2014 at 13:10
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Haya Jalal
Santa Comes Home Pretty Late At Night
Santa comes home pretty late at night after a bout of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife Jeeto snaps at him, "What's the big idea coming home half drunk?"
Santa replies, "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money".
Santa replies, "I'm sorry, honey. I ran out of money".
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Oct 14, 2014 at 11:10
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Asiya Faheem
Santa: My Dad Was An Extremely Brave Man. He Once Entered A Lion's Cage.
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say, "he got out".
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
Santa: I didn't say, "he got out".
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Oct 14, 2014 at 07:10
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Mehwish Jatt
Banta: Kindly Loan Me 2000 Bucks. It Being Sunday, Banks Are Closed.
Banta: Kindly loan me 2000 bucks. It being Sunday, banks are closed.
Santa: Why don't you use an ATM? It's like 24 hour banking.
Banta: I don't have that much time!
Santa: Why don't you use an ATM? It's like 24 hour banking.
Banta: I don't have that much time!
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Oct 14, 2014 at 06:10
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