SantaBanta

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?

Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.

Judge: Case dismissed!

Santa: How much is my mobile bill?

Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know your Current bill.

Santa: Stupid! I have already paid my electricity bill. I want to know my Mobile bill and not 'Current' bill.

Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.

Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.

And so quickly too!, said Preeto

Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA.

Santa: Have any of your childhood hopes been realized?

Banta: Yes. When my mother used to pull my hair, I wished that I didn't have any!

Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place.

Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?

Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!

Santa: Our new neighbour is an "Aam Aadmi Party" member.

Banta: How do you know that?

Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!

Banta: If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife
at the same time, whom would you save?

Santa: Of course, the tiger.

Banta: But why?

Santa: Very few are left!

Santa calls up White House & says: I want to be the next President of the USA.

Obama: Are you an idiot?

Santa: Why? Is it compulsory?

Banta sent an sms to his pregnant wife.

A few moments later, he got a notification on his phone and he started dancing.

The report said - Delivered!