Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Babar Ali

Santa: My Dad Was An Extremely Brave Man. He Once Entered A Lion's Cage.

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.

Santa: I didn't say he got out.

· 0 Like · Nov 22, 2014 at 09:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Amna Omar

Pappu: Papa. Why Is It That A Divorce Is So Expensive?

Pappu: Papa. why is it that a divorce is so expensive?

Santa: Son, because it's worth it!

· 1 Like · Nov 22, 2014 at 03:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Mehreen Ali

Santa: I Am Fed Up Of My Life.

Santa: I am fed up of my life.

Banta: Now what happened?

Santa: Everytime I'm about to win an argument with my wife, someone wakes me up!

· 0 Like · Nov 21, 2014 at 00:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Fatima Zehra

Banta: Santa Bhaji, You Cannot Appreciate This Novel Because You Never Wrote A Novel.

Banta: Santa Bhaji, you cannot appreciate this novel because you never wrote a novel.

Santa: I never laid an egg, but I am a better judge of an omelette than any hen.

· 0 Like · Nov 17, 2014 at 12:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Shayan Shahid

Jeeto: I Had A Fine Dream Last Night. I Dreamt I Was Touring The World In A Fine Car.

Jeeto: I had a fine dream last night. I dreamt I was touring the world in a fine car.

Santa: Yes, I heard the engine snorting.

· 0 Like · Nov 15, 2014 at 21:11
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Abdul Basit

Banta: In A Party, How Does Every Non Veg Joke Start?

Banta: In a party, how does every non-veg joke start?

Santa: By looking over your shoulder.

· 0 Like · Nov 13, 2014 at 16:11
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Kamran Ullah Khan

Banta: What Is An Adult Joke?

Banta: What is an adult joke?

Santa: Any joke which is 18 years old.

· 0 Like · Nov 12, 2014 at 11:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Usaman Khan

Immediately After His Annual Examination, Santa With A Multitude Of Problems Asked Anxiously, "doctor, How Do I Stand?"

Immediately after his annual examination, Santa with a multitude of problems asked anxiously, "Doctor, how do I stand?"

"That's what puzzles me!" replied the doctor.

· 0 Like · Nov 12, 2014 at 02:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Mehwish Jatt

An Astronomer Was Watching The Sky From His Telescope. Santa...

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai.

· 0 Like · Nov 11, 2014 at 19:11
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