Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Obaid Kayani

Santa: My Son, Pappu Is A Genius?

Santa: My son, Pappu is a genius?

Banta: How can you say that?

Santa: He doesn't know how to drive a car.

Banta: What's the co-relation?

Santa: Even Einstein couldn't drive the car all his life.

· 0 Like · Nov 01, 2014 at 01:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Asiya Faheem

Jeeto Was Learning Driving From Santa.

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.

Jeeto: I do not know what to do.

Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!

· 0 Like · Oct 31, 2014 at 10:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Ali Bukhari

Santa Read An Article To Jeeto About How Many Words Women Use A Day. 30,000 To A Man's 15,000.

Santa read an article to Jeeto about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

Jeeto: The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.

Santa turns to Jeeto and asked, "What?"

· 0 Like · Oct 31, 2014 at 04:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Ali Bukhari

Santa: My Drinking Is Getting Out Of Hand.

Santa: My drinking is getting out of hand.

Banta: That's a thing of concern.

Santa: Yes, sure it is. I dropped 3 pegs last night!

· 0 Like · Oct 29, 2014 at 23:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Ameera Gul

Santa: I Think Banta Will Be In Hospital For Another Week.

Santa: I think Banta will be in hospital for another week.

Jeeto: Pretty ill?

Santa: Oh no - pretty nurse!

· 0 Like · Oct 29, 2014 at 11:10
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Asfand Yar

Santa Goes To A Petrol Pump Sees A Board, "don't Use Mobile ...

Santa goes to a petrol pump sees a board, "Don't use Mobile here, he picks his Mobile phone, calls everyone from his phone & says DON'T CALL ME NOW."

· 0 Like · Oct 29, 2014 at 03:10
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Fahad Bukhari

Santa: Today Is Sunday & I Wanna Enjoy, So I Bought 3 Movie Tickets.

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets.

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For u n ur parents.

· 0 Like · Oct 28, 2014 at 17:10
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Seddiq Al Khan

Santa: My Boy Is Growing Up, He Is Adult And Wants To Go Out And Enjoy With Girlfriends.

Santa: My boy is growing up, he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with girlfriends.

Jeeto: My boy is past that. He wants to stay indoors with girlfriends.

· 0 Like · Oct 28, 2014 at 01:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Afza Altaf

Santa: Today, I Gave My Wife Her First Driving Lesson.

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.

Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?

Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!

· 1 Like · Oct 27, 2014 at 18:10
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