SantaBanta

Santa: My son, Pappu is a genius?

Banta: How can you say that?

Santa: He doesn't know how to drive a car.

Banta: What's the co-relation?

Santa: Even Einstein couldn't drive the car all his life.

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.

Jeeto: I do not know what to do.

Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!

Santa read an article to Jeeto about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

Jeeto: The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.

Santa turns to Jeeto and asked, "What?"

Santa: My drinking is getting out of hand.

Banta: That's a thing of concern.

Santa: Yes, sure it is. I dropped 3 pegs last night!

Santa: I think Banta will be in hospital for another week.

Jeeto: Pretty ill?

Santa: Oh no - pretty nurse!

Santa goes to a petrol pump sees a board, "Don't use Mobile here, he picks his Mobile phone, calls everyone from his phone & says DON'T CALL ME NOW."

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets.

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For u n ur parents.

Santa: My boy is growing up, he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with girlfriends.

Jeeto: My boy is past that. He wants to stay indoors with girlfriends.

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.

Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?

Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!