Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Abdul Qadeer
Santa: Did You Hear About The Irish Abortion Clinic?
Santa: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
Banta: What's to it?
Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!
Banta: What's to it?
Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!
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Nov 30, 2014 at 23:11
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Muhammad Aftab
Santa: My Wife Left Me Because Of My Views On The Environment.
Santa: My wife left me because of my views on the environment.
Banta: That's really weird.
Santa: Yeah, it really is. I only tried saving water by showering with the woman next door!
Banta: That's really weird.
Santa: Yeah, it really is. I only tried saving water by showering with the woman next door!
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Oct 08, 2014 at 16:10
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Haseeb Raza
Banta: Why Can't Women Drive Well?
Banta: Why can't women drive well?
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
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Oct 08, 2014 at 16:10
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Abdul Ghaffar
Heights Of Friendship: Santa Commiting Suicide, Someone Aske...
Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't
live without my friend.
live without my friend.
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Oct 08, 2014 at 20:10
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Nimrah Butt
Judge: What's The Proof That You Were Not Over Speeding?
Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?
Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.
Judge: Case dismissed!
Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.
Judge: Case dismissed!
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Dec 18, 2014 at 23:12
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Amina Noor
Santa Gets Home From A Visit To The Dentist. His Wife Asks In Concern, `does Your Tooth Still Hurt?`
Santa gets home from a visit to the dentist. His wife asks in concern, `Does your tooth still hurt?`
Santa:I don't know he kept it.
Santa:I don't know he kept it.
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Nov 01, 2014 at 18:11
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Asiya Faheem
Film Director Santa: U Have To Jump To A Swimming Pool From 100 Ft.
Film Director Santa: U have to jump to a swimming pool from 100 ft.
Actor: But I don't know swimming sir.
Santa: Don't worry there is no water.
Actor: But I don't know swimming sir.
Santa: Don't worry there is no water.
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Dec 01, 2014 at 04:12
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Afza Altaf
Santa: Our New Neighbour Is An "aam Aadmi Party" Member.
Santa: Our new neighbour is an "Aam Aadmi Party" member.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
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Dec 16, 2014 at 02:12
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Daud Bhatti
Jeeto (as Husband Is Leaving): Dear, Will You Remember To Bring Home Something For The Rats This Evening?
Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening?
Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave!
Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave!
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Nov 01, 2014 at 05:11
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Obaid Kayani
Santa: My Son, Pappu Is A Genius?
Santa: My son, Pappu is a genius?
Banta: How can you say that?
Santa: He doesn't know how to drive a car.
Banta: What's the co-relation?
Santa: Even Einstein couldn't drive the car all his life.
Banta: How can you say that?
Santa: He doesn't know how to drive a car.
Banta: What's the co-relation?
Santa: Even Einstein couldn't drive the car all his life.
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Nov 01, 2014 at 01:11
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