Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Abdul Qadeer

Santa: Did You Hear About The Irish Abortion Clinic?

Santa: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?

Banta: What's to it?

Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!

· 0 Like · Nov 30, 2014 at 23:11
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Muhammad Aftab

Santa: My Wife Left Me Because Of My Views On The Environment.

Santa: My wife left me because of my views on the environment.

Banta: That's really weird.

Santa: Yeah, it really is. I only tried saving water by showering with the woman next door!

· 0 Like · Oct 08, 2014 at 16:10
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Haseeb Raza

Banta: Why Can't Women Drive Well?

Banta: Why can't women drive well?

Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!

· 0 Like · Oct 08, 2014 at 16:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Abdul Ghaffar

Heights Of Friendship: Santa Commiting Suicide, Someone Aske...

Heights of Friendship: Santa commiting suicide, someone asked the reason. He said: My wife ran with my friend and I can't
live without my friend.

· 0 Like · Oct 08, 2014 at 20:10
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Amina Noor

Santa Gets Home From A Visit To The Dentist. His Wife Asks In Concern, `does Your Tooth Still Hurt?`

Santa gets home from a visit to the dentist. His wife asks in concern, `Does your tooth still hurt?`

Santa:I don't know he kept it.

· 0 Like · Nov 01, 2014 at 18:11
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Nimrah Butt

Judge: What's The Proof That You Were Not Over Speeding?

Judge: What's the proof that you were not over-speeding?

Santa: My Lord, I was going to my in-laws place to bring my wife back.

Judge: Case dismissed!

· 0 Like · Dec 18, 2014 at 23:12
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Asiya Faheem

Film Director Santa: U Have To Jump To A Swimming Pool From 100 Ft.

Film Director Santa: U have to jump to a swimming pool from 100 ft.

Actor: But I don't know swimming sir.

Santa: Don't worry there is no water.

· 0 Like · Dec 01, 2014 at 04:12
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Obaid Kayani

Santa: My Son, Pappu Is A Genius?

Santa: My son, Pappu is a genius?

Banta: How can you say that?

Santa: He doesn't know how to drive a car.

Banta: What's the co-relation?

Santa: Even Einstein couldn't drive the car all his life.

· 0 Like · Nov 01, 2014 at 01:11
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Daud Bhatti

Jeeto (as Husband Is Leaving): Dear, Will You Remember To Bring Home Something For The Rats This Evening?

Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening?

Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave!

· 0 Like · Nov 01, 2014 at 05:11
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Uzma Shaheen

Banta: Does An Apple A Day Really Keep The Doctor Away?

Banta: Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Santa: If you aim it well enough!

· 0 Like · Nov 02, 2014 at 12:11
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