SantaBanta

Doctor: How is your headache now?

Santa: Oh, she is out of town.

Santa: Be strong.

Banta: I am. Who are you whispering to?

Santa: My WiFi signal.

Santa to his pal Banta, "My wife and I are inseparable".

Banta: It's really a news to me that you both love each other so much.

Santa: It's not that. Actually, it takes a lot of people to separate us when we're fighting!

Santa: What did you do with the money you robbed from the bank?

Banta: I deposited it in the same bank!

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.

Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

A cop stops drunk Santa and asks, "How high are you?"

Santa: That's wrong English, you should say, "Hi, How are you?"

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

Banta: Oh! That's terrible.

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?

Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Santa: I committed a big mistake by marrying my 'Secretary'.

Banta: Marriage anyone is a big mistake, why pin-point just the poor 'Secretary'.

Santa: No it's not that. I thought that she'll still continue to obey my orders!