Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Aman Ullah

Doctor: How Is Your Headache Now?

Doctor: How is your headache now?

Santa: Oh, she is out of town.

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 05:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Nasir Alam

Santa: Be Strong.

Santa: Be strong.

Banta: I am. Who are you whispering to?

Santa: My WiFi signal.

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 04:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Mehmood Khan

Santa To His Pal Banta, "my Wife And I Are Inseparable".

Santa to his pal Banta, "My wife and I are inseparable".

Banta: It's really a news to me that you both love each other so much.

Santa: It's not that. Actually, it takes a lot of people to separate us when we're fighting!

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 03:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Sadaf Faiz

Santa: What Did You Do With The Money You Robbed From The Bank?

Santa: What did you do with the money you robbed from the bank?

Banta: I deposited it in the same bank!

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 03:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Anmol Rubab

A Man To Santa: Ur Friend Is Kissing Ur Wife In Ur Home.

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.

Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

· 0 Like · Oct 13, 2014 at 08:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Owais Kareem

A Cop Stops Drunk Santa And Asks, "how High Are You?"

A cop stops drunk Santa and asks, "How high are you?"

Santa: That's wrong English, you should say, "Hi, How are you?"

· 0 Like · Oct 13, 2014 at 03:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Obaidullah Khan

Santa: My Mother In Law Was Bitten By A Mad Dog!

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

Banta: Oh! That's terrible.

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

· 1 Like · Oct 13, 2014 at 01:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Andaleeb Siddiqui

Santa: What's Difference Between Man & Superman?

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?

Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

· 0 Like · Oct 13, 2014 at 00:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Haseeb Raza

Santa: I Committed A Big Mistake By Marrying My 'secretary'.

Santa: I committed a big mistake by marrying my 'Secretary'.

Banta: Marriage anyone is a big mistake, why pin-point just the poor 'Secretary'.

Santa: No it's not that. I thought that she'll still continue to obey my orders!

· 0 Like · Oct 12, 2014 at 23:10
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