Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Samra Ali
Q: How Do You Recognize Santa's Son, Pappu, In School?
Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.
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Oct 22, 2014 at 04:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Abdul Qadeer
Santa: Did You Hear About The Irish Abortion Clinic?
Santa: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?
Banta: What's to it?
Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!
Banta: What's to it?
Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!
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Nov 30, 2014 at 23:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Moiz Malik
Santa To The Shopkeeper: Give Me One Litre Wheat Flour.
Santa to the shopkeeper: Give me one litre Wheat Flour.
Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again.
Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle.
Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you.
Santa: OK!
Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour.
Santa: Have you brought the bottle?
Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again.
Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle.
Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you.
Santa: OK!
Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour.
Santa: Have you brought the bottle?
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Nov 30, 2014 at 10:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Amna Obaid
An Englishman And Banta Inside The Toilet.
An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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Dec 11, 2014 at 13:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Afza Altaf
Santa: Today, I Gave My Wife Her First Driving Lesson.
Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.
Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?
Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!
Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?
Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!
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Oct 27, 2014 at 18:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Amna Omar
Pappu: Papa. Why Is It That A Divorce Is So Expensive?
Pappu: Papa. why is it that a divorce is so expensive?
Santa: Son, because it's worth it!
Santa: Son, because it's worth it!
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Nov 22, 2014 at 03:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Samra Ali
Santa: My Wife Went Out For Drinks With The Girls From Her Work. I Am Sure There Would Be A Fight Between Us Tonight.
Santa: My wife went out for drinks with the girls from her work. I am sure there would be a fight between us tonight.
Banta: But why fight?
Santa: Bcoz she simply would get back and tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with me.
Banta: But why fight?
Santa: Bcoz she simply would get back and tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with me.
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Oct 16, 2014 at 11:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Obaidullah Khan
Santa: My Mother In Law Was Bitten By A Mad Dog!
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That's terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
Banta: Oh! That's terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
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Oct 13, 2014 at 01:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Daud Bhatti
In An African Safari, A Lion Suddenly Pounced On Santa's Wife.
In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife.
Jeeto: Shoot him!
Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.
Jeeto: Shoot him!
Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.
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Nov 27, 2014 at 04:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Sana Ali
Santa And His Girlfriend Were Showering Together.
Santa and his girlfriend were showering together.
Girl: Do dirty things to me.
Santa puts soap in her eyes.
Girl: Do dirty things to me.
Santa puts soap in her eyes.
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Nov 26, 2014 at 22:11
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