Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Samra Ali

Q: How Do You Recognize Santa's Son, Pappu, In School?

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

· 3 Like · Oct 22, 2014 at 04:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Amna Obaid

An Englishman And Banta Inside The Toilet.

An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

· 1 Like · Dec 11, 2014 at 13:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Daud Bhatti

In An African Safari, A Lion Suddenly Pounced On Santa's Wife.

In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife.

Jeeto: Shoot him!

Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.

· 1 Like · Nov 27, 2014 at 04:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Sana Ali

Santa And His Girlfriend Were Showering Together.

Santa and his girlfriend were showering together.

Girl: Do dirty things to me.

Santa puts soap in her eyes.

· 1 Like · Nov 26, 2014 at 22:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Afza Altaf

Santa: Today, I Gave My Wife Her First Driving Lesson.

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.

Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?

Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!

· 1 Like · Oct 27, 2014 at 18:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Amna Omar

Pappu: Papa. Why Is It That A Divorce Is So Expensive?

Pappu: Papa. why is it that a divorce is so expensive?

Santa: Son, because it's worth it!

· 1 Like · Nov 22, 2014 at 03:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Samra Ali

Santa: My Wife Went Out For Drinks With The Girls From Her Work. I Am Sure There Would Be A Fight Between Us Tonight.

Santa: My wife went out for drinks with the girls from her work. I am sure there would be a fight between us tonight.

Banta: But why fight?

Santa: Bcoz she simply would get back and tell me EVERYTHING that's wrong with me.

· 1 Like · Oct 16, 2014 at 11:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Obaidullah Khan

Santa: My Mother In Law Was Bitten By A Mad Dog!

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!

Banta: Oh! That's terrible.

Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

· 1 Like · Oct 13, 2014 at 01:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Neelum Chaudhry

Banta: What's The Way To Stop Your Children Being Spoiled? ...

Banta: What's the way to stop your children being spoiled?
Santa: Keep them in a fridge.

· 1 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 09:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Hafiz Usman

Santa Had A Leakage In The Roof Right Above The Dining Table.

Santa had a leakage in the roof right above the dining table.

Plumber: Sir when did you notice it?

Santa: Last night, when it took me 3 hours to finish my soup!

· 1 Like · Oct 22, 2014 at 11:10
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