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Dawood Ali

Santa: Inspired By The Parliament, I Have Just Passed A Moti...

Santa: Inspired by the Parliament, I have just passed a motion myself.

· 0 Like · Dec 06, 2014 at 06:12
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Neelum Chaudhry

Santa Standing On Platform Suddenly Jumps On The Railway Track.

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Banta: Santa u'll die.

Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?

· 0 Like · Dec 05, 2014 at 03:12
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Javed Ashraf

Santa: My Wife Can Multi Task.

Santa: My wife can multi-task.

Banta: Really?

Santa: Yeah, she can take a phone call, tidy her hair and crash her car, all at the same time.

· 0 Like · Dec 05, 2014 at 01:12
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Muhammad Aftab

The Tired Looking Santa Sat Facing The Lawyer.

The tired-looking Santa sat facing the lawyer.

Lawyer: So you want a divorce from your wife. Aren't your relations pleasant?

Santa: Mine are... but hers are simply terrible!

· 0 Like · Dec 04, 2014 at 14:12
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Rumana Shahzad

Santa: If Adam And Eve Were Chinese, We Would Still Be In Paradise.

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.

Banta: Why?

Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

· 0 Like · Dec 03, 2014 at 20:12
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Zeeshan Kaliya

Banta: What's The Best Example Of "once In A Lifetime Opportunity?"

Banta: What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?"

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Santa: A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.

· 0 Like · Dec 03, 2014 at 09:12
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Sofia Abid

Jeeto Yelled At Santa, "you're Gonna Be Really Sorry. I'm Going To Leave You!"

Jeeto yelled at Santa, "You're gonna be really SORRY. I'm going to LEAVE you!"

Santa: Make up your mind. Which is it gonna be?

· 0 Like · Dec 02, 2014 at 07:12
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Asiya Faheem

Film Director Santa: U Have To Jump To A Swimming Pool From 100 Ft.

Film Director Santa: U have to jump to a swimming pool from 100 ft.

Actor: But I don't know swimming sir.

Santa: Don't worry there is no water.

· 0 Like · Dec 01, 2014 at 04:12
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Abdul Qadeer

Santa: Did You Hear About The Irish Abortion Clinic?

Santa: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?

Banta: What's to it?

Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!

· 0 Like · Nov 30, 2014 at 23:11
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