SantaBanta

Santa: Inspired by the Parliament, I have just passed a motion myself.

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.

Banta: Santa u'll die.

Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?

Santa: My wife can multi-task.

Banta: Really?

Santa: Yeah, she can take a phone call, tidy her hair and crash her car, all at the same time.

The tired-looking Santa sat facing the lawyer.

Lawyer: So you want a divorce from your wife. Aren't your relations pleasant?

Santa: Mine are... but hers are simply terrible!

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.

Banta: Why?

Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

Banta: What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?"

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Santa: A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.

Jeeto yelled at Santa, "You're gonna be really SORRY. I'm going to LEAVE you!"

Santa: Make up your mind. Which is it gonna be?

Film Director Santa: U have to jump to a swimming pool from 100 ft.

Actor: But I don't know swimming sir.

Santa: Don't worry there is no water.

Santa: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?

Banta: What's to it?

Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!