Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Faiz Ahmed Khan
Santa And Banta Went For A Drive In A Torrential Rain.
Santa and Banta went for a drive in a torrential rain.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says, "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No"!
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says, "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No"!
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Dec 12, 2014 at 11:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Amna Obaid
An Englishman And Banta Inside The Toilet.
An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.
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Dec 11, 2014 at 13:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Fahad Yousuf
Policeman: How Did The Accident Happen?
Policeman: How did the accident happen?
Santa: My wife fell asleep in the back seat!
Santa: My wife fell asleep in the back seat!
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Dec 10, 2014 at 12:12
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Rumana Shahzad
Santa: My Friend Lost All His Money.
Santa: My friend lost all his money.
Banta: Played with stocks?
Santa: No. Played with girls!
Banta: Played with stocks?
Santa: No. Played with girls!
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Dec 10, 2014 at 06:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Shaista Anam
Santa: A Guy Broke Into My Apartment Last Week. He Didn't Take My Tv But Just The Remote.
Santa: A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take my TV but just the remote.
Banta: Lucky you!
Santa: Lucky, my ass! Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!
Banta: Lucky you!
Santa: Lucky, my ass! Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!
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Dec 10, 2014 at 03:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Imran Rashid Malik
Santa: A Fat Woman Just Served Me At Mcdonald's Earlier. She Said, "sorry About The Wait."
Santa: A fat woman just served me at McDonald's earlier. She said, "Sorry about the wait."
Banta: Hmmm...
Santa: I said, "Don't worry, you'll lose that eventually!"
Banta: Hmmm...
Santa: I said, "Don't worry, you'll lose that eventually!"
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Dec 08, 2014 at 22:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Bushra Shah
Santa: I Would Have Been A Very Successful Man But For Newton?
Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton?
Banta: How's Newton responsible for it?
Santa: Gravity always gets me down!
Banta: How's Newton responsible for it?
Santa: Gravity always gets me down!
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Dec 07, 2014 at 02:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Alisha Khan
Banta: How's Your Wife These Days?
Banta: How's your wife these days?
Santa: She's awfully sick.
Banta: Must be dangerous? Is she?
Santa: No, she's too weak to be dangerous anymore!
Santa: She's awfully sick.
Banta: Must be dangerous? Is she?
Santa: No, she's too weak to be dangerous anymore!
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Dec 06, 2014 at 17:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Kamran Kaliya
Santa Opened A Photo Copier Shop And Put A Big Cool Board, "...
Santa opened a Photo Copier Shop and put a big cool board, "Photo Copy Done in all Languages".
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Dec 06, 2014 at 10:12
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