SantaBanta

Santa and Banta went for a drive in a torrential rain.

Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?

Banta puts his head out & says, "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No"!

An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

Policeman: How did the accident happen?

Santa: My wife fell asleep in the back seat!

Santa: My friend lost all his money.

Banta: Played with stocks?

Santa: No. Played with girls!

Santa: A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take my TV but just the remote.

Banta: Lucky you!

Santa: Lucky, my ass! Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!

Santa: A fat woman just served me at McDonald's earlier. She said, "Sorry about the wait."

Banta: Hmmm...

Santa: I said, "Don't worry, you'll lose that eventually!"

Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton?

Banta: How's Newton responsible for it?

Santa: Gravity always gets me down!

Banta: How's your wife these days?

Santa: She's awfully sick.

Banta: Must be dangerous? Is she?

Santa: No, she's too weak to be dangerous anymore!

Santa opened a Photo Copier Shop and put a big cool board, "Photo Copy Done in all Languages".