Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Faiz Ahmed Khan

Santa And Banta Went For A Drive In A Torrential Rain.

Santa and Banta went for a drive in a torrential rain.

Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?

Banta puts his head out & says, "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No"!

· 0 Like · Dec 12, 2014 at 11:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Amna Obaid

An Englishman And Banta Inside The Toilet.

An Englishman and Banta inside the toilet.

Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

Banta: Gud evening, we open the zip and do.

· 1 Like · Dec 11, 2014 at 13:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Fahad Yousuf

Policeman: How Did The Accident Happen?

Policeman: How did the accident happen?

Santa: My wife fell asleep in the back seat!

· 0 Like · Dec 10, 2014 at 12:12
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Rumana Shahzad

Santa: My Friend Lost All His Money.

Santa: My friend lost all his money.

Banta: Played with stocks?

Santa: No. Played with girls!

· 0 Like · Dec 10, 2014 at 06:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Shaista Anam

Santa: A Guy Broke Into My Apartment Last Week. He Didn't Take My Tv But Just The Remote.

Santa: A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn't take my TV but just the remote.

Banta: Lucky you!

Santa: Lucky, my ass! Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard!

· 0 Like · Dec 10, 2014 at 03:12
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Imran Rashid Malik

Santa: A Fat Woman Just Served Me At Mcdonald's Earlier. She Said, "sorry About The Wait."

Santa: A fat woman just served me at McDonald's earlier. She said, "Sorry about the wait."

Banta: Hmmm...

Santa: I said, "Don't worry, you'll lose that eventually!"

· 0 Like · Dec 08, 2014 at 22:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Bushra Shah

Santa: I Would Have Been A Very Successful Man But For Newton?

Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton?

Banta: How's Newton responsible for it?

Santa: Gravity always gets me down!

· -1 Like · Dec 07, 2014 at 02:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Alisha Khan

Banta: How's Your Wife These Days?

Banta: How's your wife these days?

Santa: She's awfully sick.

Banta: Must be dangerous? Is she?

Santa: No, she's too weak to be dangerous anymore!

· 0 Like · Dec 06, 2014 at 17:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Kamran Kaliya

Santa Opened A Photo Copier Shop And Put A Big Cool Board, "...

Santa opened a Photo Copier Shop and put a big cool board, "Photo Copy Done in all Languages".

· 0 Like · Dec 06, 2014 at 10:12
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