Imran Khan

aik admi andha hota hai woh aik aurat se
milne jata hai woh naha rahi hoti hai woh pochti kaun hai to woh kehta hai main hon woh aurat nangi bahir aa jati hai to admi use mathai data hai woh pochti hai kis khusi main admi kehta hai meri aankhen theek ho gaie hain

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge Put the elephant in, Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge.

Take the elephant out.

Put the deer in.

Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday,

all the animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it

because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died, Why?

Applicant: Err... I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.

teen dost mil kar kher pakate hain teeno ki laraye ho jati hai k main zayada khaon ga is baat par akhir faisla hota hai k subha wo zayada kher khaye ga jo sab say acha khoab dekhe ga
teeno so jate hain aik uth kar sari kher kha jata hai subha teeno uthtey hain pehle wala kehta hai yaar main raat ko chand par gaya tha khoab main 2sra kehta hai k ye to kuch nahi main raat ko sitaroon par tha 3sre ki bari ati hai to wo kehta hai ke yaar ""raat ko aye they 5 daku unhon ne mujhe kaha key kher kha loo warna dande mar mar ke marr dain gey tumko""baqi dono ne kaha tum ne hamain kyon nahi uthaya us ne kaha ke tum loog itni door gaye they main kaisay uthata
main ne apko hansane ki koshish ki hai plz mera dil mat toriye ga

aik ustani ney class say pousha(ask):agar main yah kahon kay main khubsurat thi- to yah mazi(past)ka jumla hua. aor aghar main yah kahon kay main khubsurat hon to yah kia huwa?bacha bola ""yeh safaid jhout ho ga...

EK ADMI KI ANKHAEN KHARAB THEE OH DOCTOR K PASS GAYA OR KAHA KE DOCTOR SAHAB MUJH KO EK ADMI DO NAZAR ATHE HAE.DOCTOR NE KAHA K KYA AP CHARO KO YAHYE BIMARI HAY .DOCTOR KO EK CHAR NAZAR ARAHE THE

1 baywaqoof nay apney friend say kaha yaar may ney aaj railway walon ko baywaqoof banaya hay friend ney kaha acha wo kesey baywaqoof nay kaha key may ney wapsi ka ticket to kareed liya magar wapis hi nahi gaya

Khuda ka shukr hai ki aansu berang hote hai..!

Warna..

Raaton ko bheeg jane wale takiye kya raaz bayan kar dete...!!!