Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying

When a person asked what he was doing

He replied Oye! higher studies yaaara

I want to share everything with u. ur happiness, ur joys, ur sorrows and every single moment of ur life..
so lets start with ur ATM password.

Ur eyes like Patakha,
ur lips like Rocket,
ur ears like Chakri,
ur smile like Phuljadi,
ur style like Anar,
ur personality like Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i'm coming with ""candle""... :)

Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi tou mai nahi... Aur mai nahi tou tum nahi...
Shaadi k baad ladka: Aj ya tu nahi ya mai nahi!

Kanjoosi ki zindagi kya jeena, kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati, kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

Impossible does not mean

that it is not possible.

It actually means

that nobody has done it so far.

We are born 2 break the limits.

jab kisi ki taraf dil jhukne lage.........

baat aakar zubaan tak rukne lage.........

to..

to..

to..


VICKS KI GOLI LO KHICH KHICH DOOR KARO....

Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra.
Daaru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra.

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!