Sms / Funny

Ijunoon

I Want To Suck You €¦

I want to suck you … lick you …
wanna move my tongue all over you …
wanna feel you in my mouth … yep,
that’s how you … eat an ice cream!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Muhammad Imran

Pahlay Hat Ma Lo, Phir Mon Mai Lo

Pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh mein daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil hai suee mai dhaga dalna

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Ijunoon

Dirty People Always Think Dirty.

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy? Stupid It is Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Ijunoon

Come Here, Take Off Your Pents And Knickers,

Come here, take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..toilet!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Ijunoon

Lastnite I Went 2 Bed Without U..

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastniteâ€‌

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Ijunoon

Nobody Was Home…

A girl phoned me the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.â€‌
I went over. Nobody was home

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Ijunoon

Kissa Sunaon Bili Aur Chohey Ka……….

aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
k…
ki…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Ijunoon

€œcan Kids Of Our Age Have Kids?â€‌

Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?â€‌

Teacher replied â€‌ NO Never!!â€‌

boy said to girl :â€‌ see i told you to not to worry!!!!â€‌.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Ijunoon

P E P S I

Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
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