Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
Agar operation theek hou gaya to PASS
Warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

Pathan Names:
Born In JUNGLE:
SHER KHAN

In Summer:
SHARBAT KHAN

In War:
BAROOD KHAN

Near Ocean:
SAMANDAR KHAN

Near Garden:
GUL KHAN

With Abnormal Featurs:
AJAB KHAN

Born Pre-Mature:
MASTI KHAN

Born In Anger:
GHAZAB KHAN

In Horror:
HAYBAT KHAN

With Talent But No Brain:
SHAHID AFRIDI

Pathan:
Oye Mre Shampoo K sath Wala Free Gift De,,,
Shopkeeper!
G Iske sath Koi Gift Nahi Hei,,,,
PATHAN:
Bakwas Mat Kar Shampoo Pe Likha Hei
DANDRUFF FREE..

Aik Dafa Ka Zikar Hai K Aik Pathan Kisi
K Ghar Gaya Door Peh Knock Kia Andar
Se Awaz Ai K Kon Hai Kaha Bahadur Khan,
Phir Poocha Gaya K Bap Ka Kia Nam Hai Kaha
K Delair Khan, Phir Poocha Gaya K Dada Ka
Kia Nam Hai Kaha K Sher Khan Phir Awaz Ai
K Tou Bahar Kyun Kharay Ho Jawab Mila K Ji
Aap K Darwazay Peh Kuta Betha Hai

Aik Pathan Ki Shadi Hoti Hai
Wo Jb Dulhan Ko Lay Kr Ja Raha Hota Hai
To Dulhan Ka Bhai Ro Ker Kahta Hai
Meri Behan Ka Khyal Rakhna
Dulha Bhi Ro Ker Kehta Hai
Tum Preshan Mat Ho Yara
Ye jaisa Tumara Behan Hai waisa Hmara Bhi Behan Hai

1 Pathan Khud Ko Khat Likh Raha Tha,
Kisi Ne Pocha Kis Ko Likh Rahay Ho?
Bola Khud Ko!!!
Pocha,
Kia Likha Hai?
Bola Mujhe Kia Pata
Abhi Mujhe Mila Thori Hai...

Sardar Laughing Behind Pathan At ATM Centre
Hahahahahahaha
I Have Seen Ur Password.
Pathan: Wat Is It?
Sardar: Its 4 Stars (****)
Pathan: Hahahaha
U R Wrong. Its 3384 lolzz…

Ek Choor Pathan Ka Mobile Lekar Bhag Gaya
Pathan Hasne Laga
Dost: Woh Tumhara Mobile Lekar Bhaga Aur Tum Has Rahe Ho.
Pathan: Bhagne Do Charger Tou Mere Pass Hei...

Pathan Ne Aik Buzurug Se Kuch Poocha.
Buzurug Ne Usay Thappar Mara.

Dosre Admi Ne Kaha Q Mara?
Pathan Bola Yara Hamne Bas Itna Pucha K
14 August Ki Namaz Kab Hogi