When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

'maafi naama.' agar mere sms se aap pareshaan ya gussa ho to bila jhijhak apney mobile ko khech kar deewar me maar dein na rahey ga mobile na bajey gee msg tone.'

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: ""Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re... ?"" Shopkeeper : voh phutva nahi saheb"" Woh to Seesa hai...!

Aas hai to Sans hai Sans hai to Zindagi hai Zindagi hai to Style hai Style hai to Mobile hai Mobile hai to SMS hai Sms hai to Kehna Aasan hai k U r 4 me ??? SIR KA DARD

May God increase your smile like the price of daily patrol and decreases your sorrows like the cloth of Bipasha basu.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with ""TO WHOM SO EVER IT MAY CONCERN"".

!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?""}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya

This is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it