Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor:
No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom'
ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli
dekh ker Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi.
Masterji bolay: Zyada he he kee tou bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.

When nobody luvs u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody think about u,
every1 ignores u, then go n sit in the corner close
ur eyes n think: Chakkar kya hai?

Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi, jab Dulhan phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi tou vo bola thoda paas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.

Teacher : Who is the Father of Ibn-e-sina

Pathan soch mein Gum...........
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John sina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Quaid-e-azam ne kaha hai k waqt ki pabandi karo

Magar ye tou btaya hi nahi k
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Naye wale ya purane wale

Hi mery jaan
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Nikal rahi he Garmi se

Tum dua ho meri ""sada k liye""
mein zinda hon tumhari ""Dua k liye""
Kr lena lakh ""Shikwe"" ham se magar

Kabhi
Khafa nah hona khuda k liye.

Yaar please ghar mein hi rehna bahir bilkul mat nikalna halaat bohat khrab hen


bhar kutta maar muhim shuro ho chuki hai is or is baar main kuch nahi kr paon ga