Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi waisi harkat tou nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:tou phir rehne dou.

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kids: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo tou aap ko pata chal jayega…

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

A little girl asked to a prostitute,
You''ve Car, Money, Jewllery, Banglow...
What is your Business?

She replied, ''Koi khas nahi chota sa HOLE SALE ka Business hai.''

Reema Molana fazl u rehman say kehti hay shokut aziz mujh ko ghurta hay.
Shaikh Rasheed mujh ko taarta hay batao me kia karun? Molana fazl u rehman ne apne bazu phela ker kaha aap islam ki agosh mein ajao.

if lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e.
YOU Happy Birthday Brother

Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah

Astaghfirullah

send dis sms 2 1000 people. Inshallah balance khatam ho jae ga.

per bakhshe tusi fer v nai jana

aik admi 2nd floor k flat mea rehta tha. uss ko adat thi k raat ko deer say ghar aana aur dono jotea uta kr zoor say peahknea. nichle manzil ka malik bohat pershan tha ku k itni zoor ki awaz say uss ki neend kharab hoti thii. uss ne aik din uss say kaha k aap jotea aram say utara karen hamarii neend kharab hoti hay. dosrea din woo shaks raat ko ghar aya aur jota uta kr peahnka phir uss ko yaad aya k kal nichlea flat walay ne kaha tha k jota aram say utara kro lehaza us nea dosra jotaw aram say utara. 15 mint bad bell hoi tou us ka hamsaya tha uss ne kaha k aap mera shukria ada krne aye hain! hamsaya ne kaha nahi mea aap say kehnay aya hoon jaldi say dosra jota b phenkdo hum ne sona hay.

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...