Uthoo Doston or watan ka kuch bhala karo
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.Jagoo





Ooh sorry
app ho

aap to wapis so jao
is main hi watan ki bhlai he

Sabse pehly
Cheeni or lal mirchon ka mixture banyen,.!
Mixture serve karne k baad wo water ki talash main jaye gi,.!
Jon hi wo water tank k pass phonche aap use pani main dhakka dai dain,.!Is tara wo bheeg jaye gi,.!
Or apne ap ko dry karne k liye aag k pass jaye gi,.!
jese hi wo aag k pass pohnche ap aag main bomb phek dain,.!
SOO wo buri tara zakhmi ho jaye gi or hospital main admit ho gi,.!
Bas simple phir uska Oxygen mask snatch karlen or uska gala daba dain,.!
aB CHOONTI Mar jaye gi,.!

u like it then sms me in my no & if u like then more sms & joke or friendship then visit my no,.!
('.')KING
<)(> OF
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sHARE UR SMS @ JOKES OR CHELLENGE ME IN SMS@0312-5090841
i,M WAITING,.!
nOBODY CAN CHELLENGE ME IN SMS B,COZ I,M KING OF SMS,.!

Kal b sms zinda tha Aaj b sms zinda hai Tum kitne sms delete karoge Har mobile se king ka sms nikle ga,.! Nara-e-KING ('.')_/ <)( /! jEYE KING ('.') <)(> /! FROM; ('.')KING <)(> OF /! SMS

pandit ask to moullana
tum ko kyun dafnaate hain?
jab ke hame tou JALAATE hain;
moullana khazanay ko chupaya jaata hai or KACHRE ko jala diya jaata hai

Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )

CD-ROM GIRLS

She is always faster and faster.

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EMAIL GIRLS

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

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HARD DISK GIRLS

She remembers everything, FOREVER

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INTERNET GIRLS

Difficult to access

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MULTIMEDIA GIRLS

She make horrible thing look beautiful

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SCREENSAVER GIRLS

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

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RAM GIRLS

She forget about you, the moment turn her off

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WINDOW GIRLS

Everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

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VIRUS GIRLS

Also known as ""wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything.. .

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SERVER GIRLS

Always busy when you need her

Jeevan k kathan rasto peh
kaun apka sath nibhati hai
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apki wife..!
Nahi
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apki girl frend
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aray nahi yaar
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aapkii
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CHAPPAL.
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So take care of your chappal

Boys go to college to develop the mind, girls go to college to catch them before this happens

Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.

How amazing!! - A mother makes her son ""INTELLIGENT"" in 20 years, but a girl makes him ""STUPID"" in 2 minuts.