Maine kaha ""Dil Ruba""
Usne kaha balance bhijwa
Maine kaha ""Paise Nahi""
Usne kaha ""Kaise nahi""
Maine kaha ""Mehangai Hai""
Usne kaha ""Ja aaj se tu mera bhai ha ""

Usay Pyar Karke meri kismat jaag gayi,
Usay Pyar Karke meri kismat jaag gayi,
Maine Usay Itne Love-Letter post kiye ke,
Wo Postman k Saath Bhaag Gayi.

Q.HOW WOMEN CALL THEIR HUSBAND IN 1ST 6 YEARS? A. YR1. JANU, YR2. O G, YR3.SUNTE HO, YR4.O BUNTY K PAPA, YR5. KAHAN MAR GAYE, YR6. AATE HO K MAIN AAOON

Q.WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALI & WIFE?

A. SALI IS BEAUTY.
WIFE IS DUTY.
SALI IS PANSION.
WIFE IS TENSION.
SALI IS YUMMY.
WIFE IS VEHMY.
SALI IS TOOTY FRUITY.
WIFE IS QISMAT PHOOTY.
SALI IS COOL.
WIFE IS FOOL.
SALI IS FRESH CAKE.
WIFE IS EARTH QUAKE.

DONT MIND

Aik dafa ka zikar hai k aik pathan kisi k ghar gaya door pe knock kia ander se awaz i k kon hai kaha bahadur khan , phir poocha gaya k bap k kia nam hai kaha k delair khan ,phir poocha gaya k dada ka kia nam hai kaha k sher khan phir awaz i k to bahar kiun kharay ho jawab mila k ji aap k darwazay pe kuta betha hai…

Aik pathan ki shadi hoti hai wo jab dulhan ko lay kr ja raha hota hai to dulhan ka bhai ro ker kahta hai meri behan ka khyal rkhna dulha bhi ro kr kahta hai tum preshan mat ho yay tumara behan hai hamara bhi behan hai

A Pathan goes to see the Movie Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him
Kyon Khan Sahab, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi tou hai
Pathan replies Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh
tou janwar hai, usko kya pata

Why does Pathan always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

Aik admi ne pathan se poocha ke laloo khet kon se number ki bus jay gi khan ne kaha ke 6 number bus jay gi admi ne kaha ke agar 6 number nahi mili tou kia karoon khan ne kaha agar 6 number nahi mili tou teen teen number ka do bus pakar lena.