Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein pohanchay unme se ek pizza kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe thay

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

Iss kadar hum aapko chahte hai kay duniya wale dekh kar jal jate hain, U tou hum sab ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hain

Khawateen o Hazraat
Apnay Bacho ko T.V se doo rakhen
Q K Musharraf aaj Kisi bhi waqt wardi utaar Sakte Hain

uff ! kya aakhein hain,..
uff kya aakhein hain, (wah !! wah !!)
oooff kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
(Zara Gaur Farmayiyega...)
ooooff! kya aakhein hain, kya zulfein hain..
Masha-allah kya soorat paayi hai.
aisa lagta hai....
Aisa lagta hai jaise.......
PEEPAL KE PAIR SE BHOOTNI UTER AAYI HAI..

Da juwand pa hara lara har safar de mubarak sha,
Pa meena derta wayim che akhtar de mubarak sha,

Happy Eid mubarak

I really deeply wish that u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
keh mein teri…
photo kaise lu.

us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal dou phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikaal dou phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . ?
dekha... ho gaya na...
suit case band:)