Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.

A question to an intelligent person
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I told u

The question is for intelligent person.

Then why the hell

are u pressing the key?

""The powers of mind""

r like the rays of the sun dissipated.

When they r concentrated,

they illuminate""

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Moral: dont concentrate too much,

it wil burn ur books.

Bhagwan: Beta kya chahiye?

Admi: Meri shadi Aishwaria se kara do.

Bhagwan: Uski 1 saari 1 lakh ki hai.

Kharcha utha payega?

Aadmi: koi upay tou hoga?

Bhagwan:- Malika se shadi kar le.

Raat ki tanhai mein

Jab koi aahat tumhe jagaye,

Chupke se koi

Tumhare bed k pass aye

Tou....
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Arre.......!

chilla zor se!!!!

ChoOR... CHOoR...

Before you

Judge a person,
Walk a mile in
his shoes.

After that,
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Who cares?

He's a mile away
and the shoes are yours.
Enjoy the new pair of shoes.

Agar Hum Ameer Hotay Tou Khareed Letay Khotay

Kabi Tum Sawaar Hotay Tou Kabi Hum Sawaar Hotay

1 Aadmi qabar k pass betha tha.
Musafir ne pocha!dar nahi lagta kia?
Aadmi bola isme darney ki konsi baat hai?
Andar garmi lag rahi thi tu bahir ageaya.

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