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Samee

When Words Fail, Eyes Works.

When words fail, Eyes works.

When eyes fail, heart works.

When heart fails...

Tou kya? Samajh Lo Tapak gaya

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Ijunoon

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki
Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

· 4 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Taj mahal
 
Sms / Funny

Ahsan Khan

Character

Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai tou sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character tou theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigar jayega.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Jawed Jalal

What Is The Height Of Telling A Lie?

What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, ""tenu kaala chashma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Jawed Jalal

Geeta Mein Likha Hai?

Geeta mein likha hai?








arey yaar yahan kya dhoond raha hai, maine kaha geeta mein likha hai!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Jawed Jalal

If I Was An Artist,

If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Jawed Jalal

Can V Do Romance In The Evening Today?

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

""MOSQUITO""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Funny

Ijunoon

Dard E Dil Mein Gam Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hai,<

Dard e dil mein gam ki kaliyan khilti hai,
Aab tou tanhai aksar hamse milti hai,
Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery zyada chalti hai!

· 1 Like · Nov 21, 2007 at 07:11
Category: funny Tags: Tanhai Dil
 
Sms / Funny

Ijunoon

Yeh Mat Sochna Ke Bhool Jayenge Tumhe,

Yeh mat sochna ke bhool jayenge tumhe,
dour rehkar bhi bahut chahenge tumhe,
agar dost bankar raas nah aaye tou
bhoot bankar darayenge tumhe.

· 1 Like · Nov 21, 2007 at 05:11
Category: funny Tags: Bhool
 
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