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Santa: I think Banta will be in hospital for another week.

Jeeto: Pretty ill?

Santa: Oh no - pretty nurse!

Santa goes to a petrol pump sees a board, "Don't use Mobile here, he picks his Mobile phone, calls everyone from his phone & says DON'T CALL ME NOW."

Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets.

Jeeto: Why 3?

Santa: For u n ur parents.

Santa: My boy is growing up, he is adult and wants to go out and enjoy with girlfriends.

Jeeto: My boy is past that. He wants to stay indoors with girlfriends.

Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.

Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?

Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!

Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'

He wrote: I was made by a mistake.

Santa: Sorry, I missed your call.

Banta: It wasn't once, I called you thrice.

Santa: I was too busy dancing to the ringtone!

Santa: I broke down and cried when my wife tried to commit suicide.

Banta: It's natural - every guy would do that.

Santa: Quite right! That's the nicest thing she's ever attempted for me!

Santa: Yesterday, I was really bugged.

Banta: What happened?

Santa: I asked so many people for directions but I couldn't get a straight answer from any of them.