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Santa went into a public toilet and came out after one hour. The sweeper sitting outside asked for 20 rupees. Shocked Santa said, I was sitting in a toilet and not a cyber cafe.

A lady tells Santa, `If you were my husband, I would poison your drink`! Santa replied, `Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it!`

Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday?

Jeeto: It was too tight!

Santa: How's Ur Sex Life?

Banta: As ususal great, Monday to Friday.

Santa: What about the weekends?

Banta: Weekends? Oh! that time I'm at home, relaxing with my wife.

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party.

Banta: No I wasn't.

Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home.

Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving.

Santa: The party was at your house!

Santa: This mutton is under-cooked.

Jeeto: You don't appreciate my cooking.

Santa: I think the 'Vet' could save it if it we took it right
away!

Santa was watching a movie at home and suddenly shouts "Noooo! Don't get off the horse! It's a trap..!"

Jeeto: What are you watching?

Santa: Our wedding DVD.

Santa: Why are you heating the knife?

Banta: To commit suicide.

Santa: But why are you heating it?

Banta: To prevent infection.