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Sms / Marital Woes
Asiya Faheem
Girl To Santa.
GIRL: Will u marry me??????
Santa: no, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se,
Dedi ne Jija ji se,
Aur bhaiya ne bhabhi se,.........
Santa: no, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai.
Mummy ne Papa se,
Dedi ne Jija ji se,
Aur bhaiya ne bhabhi se,.........
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Mar 13, 2015 at 23:03
Category: marital-woes
Sms / Santa Banta
Teacher : write a note on gandhi jayanti..??
So.. Santa writes gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is
Jayanti.
Fozia Iqbal
Santa Singh
Teacher : write a note on gandhi jayanti..??
So.. Santa writes gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is
Jayanti.
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Feb 19, 2015 at 18:02
Category: santa-banta
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Sms / Santa Banta
Teacher : write a note on gandhi jayanti..??
So.. Santa writes gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is
Jayanti.
Mehreen Ali
Santa Singh
Teacher : write a note on gandhi jayanti..??
So.. Santa writes gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is
Jayanti.
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1 Like ·
Feb 19, 2015 at 13:02
Category: santa-banta
Whatsapp Messages / Christmas
Amna Omar
Last Year, I Asked Santa For The Sexiest Person Ever For Christmas... I Woke Up In A Box!
Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas... I woke up in a box!
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
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Dec 18, 2014 at 10:12
Category: Christmas
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Amir Rasheed
Santa: How Much Is My Mobile Bill?
Santa: How much is my mobile bill?
Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know your Current bill.
Santa: Stupid! I have already paid my electricity bill. I want to know my Mobile bill and not 'Current' bill.
Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know your Current bill.
Santa: Stupid! I have already paid my electricity bill. I want to know my Mobile bill and not 'Current' bill.
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Dec 18, 2014 at 06:12
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Abdulla Bhatti
Santa Joined Nasa. After One Month The Americans Had To Chan...
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from
NASA to SATYANASA.
NASA to SATYANASA.
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Dec 17, 2014 at 09:12
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Mohammad Afzal
Santa: Have Any Of Your Childhood Hopes Been Realized?
Santa: Have any of your childhood hopes been realized?
Banta: Yes. When my mother used to pull my hair, I wished that I didn't have any!
Banta: Yes. When my mother used to pull my hair, I wished that I didn't have any!
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Dec 16, 2014 at 17:12
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Akram Rahi
Santa: I Realised Today That The World Is A Dangerous Place.
Santa: I realised today that the world is a dangerous place.
Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?
Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!
Banta: What brought about the change in thinking?
Santa: I tripped over my son's globe!
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Dec 16, 2014 at 11:12
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Afza Altaf
Santa: Our New Neighbour Is An "aam Aadmi Party" Member.
Santa: Our new neighbour is an "Aam Aadmi Party" member.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: Today morning, when I waved my hand to her, she showed me the 'Broom'!
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Dec 16, 2014 at 02:12
Category: SantaBanta
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