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Santa: My wife can multi-task.

Banta: Really?

Santa: Yeah, she can take a phone call, tidy her hair and crash her car, all at the same time.

The tired-looking Santa sat facing the lawyer.

Lawyer: So you want a divorce from your wife. Aren't your relations pleasant?

Santa: Mine are... but hers are simply terrible!

Santa: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise.

Banta: Why?

Santa: Because they would have eaten snake instead of the bloody apple.

Jeeto yelled at Santa, "You're gonna be really SORRY. I'm going to LEAVE you!"

Santa: Make up your mind. Which is it gonna be?

Film Director Santa: U have to jump to a swimming pool from 100 ft.

Actor: But I don't know swimming sir.

Santa: Don't worry there is no water.

Santa: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?

Banta: What's to it?

Santa: It has a 12-month long waiting list!

Santa to the shopkeeper: Give me one litre Wheat Flour.


Shopkeeper: Wheat flour is not sold in litre. Ask for it again.


Santa: Ok. Please give me one KG Wheat Flour in this bottle.


Shopkeeper: You don't ask like this? Ok. You pose as a shopkeeper and let me buy wheat flour from you.


Santa: OK!


Shopkeeper: Give me one KG Wheat Flour.


Santa: Have you brought the bottle?

Santa: I can speak and understand 7 languages.

Banta: English, Hindi, Punjabi and Urdu. But may I know, which other three?

Santa: Profanity, Sarcasm and Real shit.

Santa & Banta were looking at Egyptian mummy.

Santa: Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Banta: Aaho, lorry number is also written... BC 1760 !!!.