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Santa and Banta are drinking at a bar when Banta falls off his stool and slumps motionless to the floor.

Santa says to the bartender, "I'll say this for Banta, he knows when to stop!"

Santa to psychologist, "My wife treats me like a dog!"

Psychologist: Does she abuse, hit or starve you?

Santa: No No... It's a worse! She wants me to be faithful!

Santa: Yes, Officer.

Police Officer: Didn't you see the "Speed Limit" sign?

Santa: I did see the sign. I just didn't see you.

Jeeto texts Santa on a cold winter morning, "Windows frozen"! Santa texts back, "Pour some luke-warm water over it!"

Jeeto texts back, "Computer completely f****d now!"

Santa gets home from a visit to the dentist. His wife asks in concern, `Does your tooth still hurt?`

Santa:I don't know he kept it.

Santa: My son, Pappu is a genius?

Banta: How can you say that?

Santa: He doesn't know how to drive a car.

Banta: What's the co-relation?

Santa: Even Einstein couldn't drive the car all his life.

Jeeto was learning driving from Santa.

Jeeto: I do not know what to do.

Santa: Just imagine that I am driving!

Santa read an article to Jeeto about how many words women use a day. 30,000 to a man's 15,000.

Jeeto: The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men.

Santa turns to Jeeto and asked, "What?"

Santa: My drinking is getting out of hand.

Banta: That's a thing of concern.

Santa: Yes, sure it is. I dropped 3 pegs last night!