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Santa and his girlfriend were showering together.

Girl: Do dirty things to me.

Santa puts soap in her eyes.

Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?

Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!

Santa: Dr, I think I need glasses.

Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank!

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.

Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Santa: I am fed up of my life.

Banta: Now what happened?

Santa: Everytime I'm about to win an argument with my wife, someone wakes me up!

Banta: Santa Bhaji, you cannot appreciate this novel because you never wrote a novel.

Santa: I never laid an egg, but I am a better judge of an omelette than any hen.

Immediately after his annual examination, Santa with a multitude of problems asked anxiously, "Doctor, how do I stand?"

"That's what puzzles me!" replied the doctor.

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai.

Santa: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.

Banta: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died?

Santa: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 years old at that time.