Javed Ashraf

whats common b/w audio casette and women?????????????????? u can use their both sides..........lolzzzz

Saleem nay akmal say poochaa, Yar tumhari sektary nazar nahin aa rahi. Akmal nay jawab dia, Yar main nay usay nikal dia hay. Saleem nay hairan hoo kar poocha, Yar woh tu buhat zaheen larki thee usay kyun nikal dia. Akmal nay kaha, Kia khak zaheen thee, main usay kamray main bulaa kar jab bhee baithnay kay liay kehta thaa woh chair dhondhnay lagtee thee.

Ye Din Nahi Guzarta, Ye Raat Nahi Dhalti...!!!
Ab Tumhaare Bin Ye Zindagi Nahi Guzarti..!!!!

fankar shoher nay apnay ghar per biwi se poocha kia sunanana pasand karo gi?
kuch bhi suna do maqsad to parosion ko ghusa dilana hai biwi nay jawab diya.

Tujhay Maang Maang K Thak Gaye.....

Meray Hont Bhi, Meray Haath Bhi....!!!!

#poetry

proffessor sahab class may dakhill hotay hain or kahtay hain kay ajj hum mandak ka operation karain gay or apni jaib may hath dall kay sandwotch nikalta hai or table pay rakh data hai os kay student kahtay hain sirr ya to sandwitch hai.professor kahta hai sandwitch to may nay rastay may kia khayay tha...

Di tishnigi Khuda ney to chashmey bhi dey diey
seeney mey dasht ,aankh mein darya kia mjhey
mein yun sambhal gai k teri beywafai ney
beyaitebariyon se shanasa kia mjhey!