Jokes

yeh ke na baat =D

Nokar Meera say:
Madam light chali gai hai
Meera:
To Mother light jala lo
Nokar:
Mother light?
Meera:
uffff u unread people , mom batti

#jokes #meera

Sardar: Mein Zindagi Mein Kabhi Bhi Shadi Nahi Karon Ga
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Aur Yehe Mashwara Apne Bachon Ko Bhi Don Ga.

#jokes

1 buzrug farmate hen muje 3 kisam k log bure lagte hen

1 wo jo purana kapra pehne jab k us k pas naya ho
2 wo jis k pas khana ho or phir b bhuka rahe

Phir chup ho gaye yaha tak k Ankho me Aansu A gaye
Kisi ne Pocha 3sra kon hai ?

Wo buzurg Rone Lage
Roty Roty Hichkiyan A gai or behosh ho gaye

Phir hosh aya or batane lage to dubara behosh
ho gaye

Phir kafi der bad hosh aya or Farmaya

3sra wo jis k Pas mere
jesa admin ho or WO Qadar na kare..!
Khùsh ñàseébo! Qadar kro Meri.

TaXi Driver: 0ye Sardar G, Petrol Khatam Hu Gya Hai, TeXi AGay Nahi Ja Sakti. .

Sardar: 0ye k0i Ghal nhi Chal Wapas Mor Lay.!

*Larkiyan Cycle pe honi chahiyen, Paidal To Wo aqal se b hoti hain.

Banday ko Business man hona chahiye, Engineer to mochi bhi hota hai.

Insan Ko Sharif Hona Chahiye, BadMashh to dil b hota hai.

Banday Ko Fitt Hona Chahiye, Smart To Phone B Hota Hai.

LapTop to Dell ka Hona Chahiye, Apple to Fruit B Hota Hai

Reply Dhang Ka Hona Chahiye, Hmmmm To Bhens Bhi Karti Hai..

Cell Ho to Nokia Ho, S1,S2,S3,S4 to Train K Dabby B Hoty Hain

Insan Ko Bat Karny Se Pehlay Salam Krna Chahiye, Hi Hi to khusray B Karty Hain

Dost badtmeez honay chahiyen, Achy to dagh b hoty hain

Boy : Chalti hai kya 9 se 12?
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Girl : Chal
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Boy : Kaha?
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Girl : Principal k pass
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Boy : Lo ab apni behen se majak bhi nhi kar sakta
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Girl : Bewakuf! Chutti mangne k
liye..!!
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