Jokes

Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia doon?

Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay?
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Boy: Wonderful,Beautiful,Smart Cute...Nazuk pari...

Papa: Mera zong wala number dedo.

aik cricketer apni saas ko maroob karne ke liye match dekhnay ke liye sath le kar aaya. jab is ki baari aayi to is ne apni saathi batsman se kaha .
" meri saas bhi tamashaiyon mein mojood hai aur mein zabardast shats laganay ki koshish karoon ga .
saathi batsman ne be takalufana andaaz mein kaha .
" tum ahmaq ho, bhala tum apni saas ko itnay tamashaiyon mein nishana kaisay banaao ge? "

Santa Ne Makhi K Par Kaat K Kaha "Urr Ja...

"Jab Makhi Nahi Urri To Usney Kaha...
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"Sabit Hota Hai K Makhi K Par Kaat ...

Diye Jaein To Wo "Behri" Ho Jati Hai..

Two ladies were fighting for the seat in bus ,both were claiming that she came first....
one old man was watching this all.....

At last he said: beta larro nahi ,is ka hal main tumhey batata hun."Tum mai jo umer (age) mai bari hai woh baith jai....

Phir dono aik dosrey ko bolien....

Its okay , theek hai tum hi beth jao ...nahi nahi tum hi beth jaoo...hahah.

Kiya PehChaN Batayen ApNe Doston Ki, Wo To HaiN NiRale BaNdar. . * . * Girl FRIEND K Liye "KFC KA ZINGER" or DoSto K Liye "GHAZI K MAZAR KA LANGAR"

Hum Aapko Aap K Aany Waly Kal K Bary Mey Bata Skty Hain, . . . . .Wait . . . . . . . . . . . . .Searching. . . . . , , , , , . . . . . .Loading. . . . . . . . . . . .80% Complete. . . . . . . .90% Complete. . . . . ? . . . .100% Complete. . . , . Successful . . Tu Aapka Aany Wala kal Hy . . . . . . , . "TUESDAY" TAALiyan; Thank U.. Qasam Sy Bachpan Sy Hi Zaheen Hon. Kbhi Gharor Nahi Kiya;

Mareez: Doctor Sahab Rozana 50 Ki Dawai Le Jata Hoon, Lekin Koi Faida Nahi Hota:
Doctor: To Aaj 40 Ki Le Jao 10 Ka Faida Hoga.

Main Rang Sharbatoon Ka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tu Gandey Naaley Ka Pani Hahahaha.
Ho gyi Bezati or parho pura msg...!

chhota rasta bhi mushkil ho jata hai jab sath chalne wala koi nah ho lekin ek bada aur dushwaar rasta bhi chand qadmon me simat jabta hai jab KUTTA PEECHAY LAG JAYE