Yousuf Ahmed

Boy; Aaj maray dil ka operation hay.

Dost: pata hay yar darta q hay may hon na.
Boy : I Love U.
Dost : Main b bht pyar Karta hoon tuj say,,,

operation k baad jab larkay ko hosh aya to sirf uska baap khara
tah

Boy : Wo kahan hai ???
Father : tumhay nai pata tumhain dil kis nay dia ?
Boy : What !
Aur
zor zor say ronay laga tab Dil say awaz ai roo mat meray yar may to teray seenay main hamesha k liay zinda hon ! :( :( :( ♥ ♥ ♥

Teen musaafir pakistani,hindustani aur american hawai jehaaz par safar kar rahay hotay hain. teenon faisla kartay hain keh jis kay mulk main jo cheez ziada paai jatee hay wo us cheez ko jehaz say neechay phaink day.hindu coconut paink deta hai aur american dollars phaink deta hay keh yeh hamaray mulk main ziada hotey hain ab jab pakistani ki baary aati hai to wo kocha (pathaan)jehaaz say neechay phaink deta hai ke ye hamaray mulk main ziada paaey jaatey hain.

Aye Jaan Tujhe Jaan Se Bhi ziyada Chahunga,
Tere Har Gam Ko Khushi Mein Badal Ke Dikhaoga,

Kiya Hua Jo Tu Paas Nahi Mere,
Main Door Reh Kar Bhi Paas Hone Ka Ehsas Dilaoga...!!!!

Tu mujhe apna bnaye ya na bnaye ye teri marzi
Magar tu mere naam se badnam to hai.....

Multani yar Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai
Hath main Cigrette Moo Main pan hai
Mashoor yeh Shaitan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Parhna iSey aata nahi
Class kabhi jata nahi
Canteen iS ki jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Jalson main Sab Se aagey hain
Naron main Sab Se aagey hain
Imtehaan main naqal iS ki aan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Larkiyon ke peechey hai Para
Jo larki ghussa ho zara
Tab yeh banta Bhai jaan hai
Yeh Student Ki pehchan Hai

Kayi din se teri yaadon ka mausam....
Bohat hi meharbaan hai aur mei hun!!

A guy went for an interview at a big IT MNC for
the position of ''Computer Hacking Investigator''

So what makes you suitable for this job? the boss asked him.

Well, he replied, ''I hacked into your computer and invited myself for this interview.