Jokes

There waz a man who use do a big bad smelly phart in the morning,and as ussual his wife use 2 say ""that some day everythng will come out""...so one morning his wife woke up earlier and she wnt down in the kitchen to bake roasted chiken ..but the chiken waz all burnt out..so she said wat 2 do ...2 throw it........or?So, after 15mintues there waz a loud phart and suddenly a loud yell frm upstairs of her husband...he came running n yelling and said 2 her wife....""oye! u wre saying rite that ik din sada everything will come out,and it came out.......i wont do the PAAD again"".......PHAAARTTT!!!!!oops sry!!

Do doost apas main baten kar rahe hote hain aik kehta hai ke itni mehengai ke zamane main aik rupee ka aik orange kharidta hoon.tu doosra jawab deta hai ke main to itni mehengai ke zamane main 1 rupee ke 3 oranges leta hon.pehla doost pochta hai ke woh kaise tu woh jawab deta hai ke ""aik main os se kharedta hon doosra le kar bhagta hon tessra woh khud otha ka mar deta hai""
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aik admi ke gher main macher bohat hote hain wo haeem ke pass chlala jata hao hameek us ko kehta hai ke ye dawaee le jao sab se pehle macher ko pakroo phir us ko gudgudi karo jab wo moon khole us main ye dawaee daal do iss se wo behoosh ho jayee gaa iss ke baad use rasee se band ker golee maar do

ek adme dua mangta hay ke ya allah mujhe lizard banade kyunke maree biwi lizard se bhuat dartee hay!

ek adme dua mangta hay ke ya allah mujhe lizard banade kyunke maree biwi lizard se bhuat dartee hay!

aik ladki ko thanedar rok poochta hai aik larke ke saath baagh gai thi aur pakri gai thi.thanedar poochta hai ke a larki tu is larke ke saath bhag kar kyoon gai to larki ne jawab diya janab main bhag kar nahin gai main to aaram se paidal chal kar gai thi....
plz laugh if you have under stood.......

ayayk admee hota hay us kay ghar may machar bohat hootay hayn voo hakim kay pas chala gata hay hakim us ko dwayee dayta hay oor kayhta hay kay sab say payhlay machar koo pakroo phir is ko godgoodee karoo jab voo moon khoolay too yay dvayee us kay moon may dal doo voo bayhoosh hoo gayay ga phir is ko rasay say bhandoo oor goolee mar doo

Dau aurtain gali main khari lar rahi hoti hain aik doosray ko gaaliyan deti hain bud-duaain de rahi hoti hain.Khoob majmaa jamah jo jaata hai.Thori Der baad unkay shauhar aajaatay hain.Donon ko gussa karkay ghar main jaanay ka kehtay hain.Itnay main aik aurat doosri ko kehti hai ""Tera kaam koi kala Habshi Utaray"" .aur donon ghar main chali jaati hain.ittifaaq se logon main aik kala Habshi bhi hota hai jo majmaah khatam honay kay baad bhi gali main betha rehta hai.Thori der baad woh Doosri aurat kay darwaazay par dastak deta hai .Uska shauhar gussay main bhinnaya hua baahar nikalta hai Aur poochta hai ""Kya baat hai?? "" .Habshi kehta hai ""Andar apni wife say pooch kay aao Kala Habshi jaay ya intizaaar karay?""(Accha lagay tau Zor se hansyay aur nahin tau muskuraanay say bhi kaam chalay gaa ;0) )

5 dost hottay hain woh khanna khannay jattay hain.itnay main taiz barish(rain)hojati hai.to woh log program bannatay hain k kissi aik dost ko chatrii(umbrella)lennay bhijja jay AUR SHART RAKHTAY HAIN K JABB TAK WOH WAPIS NAHIN AAY GA KHANNA CHOROO NAHIN KARAIN GAY.un main se aik dost umbrella lay ne challa jatta hai.5 ghantay guzar jatay hain woh chatri le kar nahin atta .....tou woh logg kahtay hain k khanna churoo(start)kardetay hai.jaisai woh logg khanna churoo karne k liyay hath badh hatay hain waisai peechay se awaz atti hai""KHANNE KI TARAF HATH MATT LAGANA WARNA MAIN CHATRII LENAY NAHIN JAON GA""