Jokes

Aik mareeez doctor k paas aata hai or kehta hai k doctor sahib meri yadaasht boht kamzor hai, main her cheez bhool jaata hoon,
Doctor: aap ko yeh bimaree kub say hai?
Mareez: Doctor sahib kon si bemaree?
:) hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi ;)

Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a ""TRAGEDY"". One little boy stands up and offers,
""If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a TRAGEDY.""

KNOCK,KNOCK
Whos there?
boo
boo who?
dont cry its only a joke

^""Have An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away""^ (*) But (*) ^""If The Doctor Is Lady Keeps An Apple Away""^

Teacher-""Why are you scratching yourself?""
Pupil-""Cos no one else knows where i itch!""

ik dafa ik retayar foge apne foog ko ghaar per dawaat deta haa .gaab wo aa ja thee heen to wo oon sub spaheeyoo ko kahta haa k in murgeeyoo per eesee toot pero geesee dushman per.to kuch dear bad gab wo dekta haa to ik spahee murgeeyoo ko geeb may daal raha hota haa.to retayar aadme kahta haa k ya kea ker rahee hoo. to wa jaat say kahta haa .SIR JEETNE MARNE THEE MARR DEA AAB BAKEE KO KED KER RAHA HOO.
HA HA HA HA
PARE G KESE RAHA

aik din aik larka school lait puhonch ustaz ki ni phocha ki keu late aey ho larki ni jawab deya ki mujh si rupyaa gum huwa ta pher dosrai sai phoch ki tum keu late aey ho dosrai nai jawab diya ki in say jo rupyaa gum huwa ta mai nay us par paun rakha huwa ta... kaisa

do dost khain jaa rahay ho tay hain kay un ki nazar aasman per parti hai jahan chand hota hai.pehla dost kahta hai kay mera dil chah raha hai kay main chand per chala jaon to doosra dost kahta hai kay yeh koun si mushkil baat haimain torch jalata hoon tum us per char kar chalay jao to doosra dost kahta hai kay mujhey bewaqoof samajhtay ho kya .mujhey pata hai kay main char hoon gaa to tum torch band kar do gay

Muslims
once there was a non muslim and a muslim.they both were friends.the non muslim asked the muslim that i want to go some where.tell me a place.he said that u can go to IRAQ.he said no i dont want to go there because there are many muslim there.then the muslim told the non muslim that he could go to iran and he replied the same.then he said that u can go to pakistan.he replied that that place is infected with muslims.the muslim bacame angry and replied that:""u can go to HELL,U WONT FIND ANY MUSLIMS THERE.