Jokes

Teen musaafir pakistani,hindustani aur american hawai jehaaz par safar kar rahay hotay hain. teenon faisla kartay hain keh jis kay mulk main jo cheez ziada paai jatee hay wo us cheez ko jehaz say neechay phaink day.hindu coconut paink deta hai aur american dollars phaink deta hay keh yeh hamaray mulk main ziada hotey hain ab jab pakistani ki baary aati hai to wo kocha (pathaan)jehaaz say neechay phaink deta hai ke ye hamaray mulk main ziada paaey jaatey hain.

Aik khowateen ne apni parosan se kaha ke ye gali itni gandi hey ke bache jub khel ker aate hein tu kicher aur miti se latpat hote hein-parosan ne kaha""haan behn abi kal ki baat hey ke muje poore bees(20) bachon ke moo doolaane pare tub kahin je ker pata chal,mera bachaa koon hey.

Shohar: Yeh aalo ke parathon me aalu to bilkul nazar nahee araha
Biwi: chup kar ke khao kashmiri pulao me kashmir nazar aata hai?

one boy ask his mother how my grand mother die she said she had a habbit of foget one day she forget to take air

one boy ask his mother how my grand mother die she said she had a habbit of foget one day she forget to take air

AIK DAFA AIK PUNJABI AUR AIK MEMON RAIL GARI MAY SAFAR KARRAHAY THAY.MEMON APNA SUIT CASE UTHARAHA THA TO WOH BOHAT BHARI THA.PHIR PUNJABI AAYA AUR USS NAY SUIT CASE UTHAYA AUR KAHA KAY LASSI PEE LASSI. MEMON KO MASTI SOOJHI AUR USS NAY KAHA KAY PLS TRAIN KEE CHAIN KO KHAICH KAY BATAO PHIR PUNJABI NAY CHAIN KHAICHI TRAIN RUGGAI AUR PHIR PUNJABI KAY UPER 2000 KA FINE HOO GAYA PHIR MEMON NAY PUNJABI KO KAHA (GAATHIA KHA GAATHIA)
YAYY THEE MEMON AUR PUNJABI KEE KAHANI

3 children were playing with marbles (1 fat boy)one of the boy asks the other skinny one that where is the fat one the fat boy answers here i am. ha ha ha

mareeez doctor se: doctor saaab khansi to band ho gayi hai lekin sans rukh rukh ker a raha hai
doctor: ghabraoo nahi,inshallah woh bhi band ho jaye ga

teen dost mil kar kher pakate hain teeno ki laraye ho jati hai k main zayada khaon ga is baat par akhir faisla hota hai k subha wo zayada kher khaye ga jo sab say acha khoab dekhe ga
teeno so jate hain aik uth kar sari kher kha jata hai subha teeno uthtey hain pehle wala kehta hai yaar main raat ko chand par gaya tha khoab main 2sra kehta hai k ye to kuch nahi main raat ko sitaroon par tha 3sre ki bari ati hai to wo kehta hai ke yaar ""raat ko aye they 5 daku unhon ne mujhe kaha key kher kha loo warna dande mar mar ke marr dain gey tumko""baqi dono ne kaha tum ne hamain kyon nahi uthaya us ne kaha ke tum loog itni door gaye they main kaisay uthata
main ne apko hansane ki koshish ki hai plz mera dil mat toriye ga