Jokes

Aik bahra aik dukan par gaya aur cheez ki qimat phochi.Aitefaq se dukandar bhi bahra tha.Is ne kaha Panch(Rs.5)
ka hai, gahak ne kaha kay ""Main ne yah maloom nahin kiya kay yay kanch ka hai,Qimat Batao"".Dukandar ne jhilla
kar kaha ""Panch(Rs.5) ka hai"".Gahak samjh kar bola ""Teen(Rs.3) ka hoga panch(Rs.5) ka nahin hai"".Dukandar ne ghussay se kaha
Teen(tin metal) ka nahin Kanch ka hai.

there were two friends,one was Phathan and other one was Punjabi.It happened that Punajabi got the Visa of UK.while going to uk he asked the Phathan,Tell me whats ur age,Phathan replied Khocha Mera Umer 25 saal hay.
After 10 years when Punjabai came back to his country,When he meet with Phathan he again asked in talking that,Khocha tumura Age Kia hay,Phathan replied,Yaar mera umer 25 saal hay,Punjabi asked that when i asked to u last time u told me the same(25)Years.Phathan replied Yaara Merd Ka Ek Zuban Hota Hay.

ek pagal dosre pagal ko kehta hei k tum ek insan ho. woh aage se keht hei k woh kesay

one man question to another man, what is the differnce between scart/pent and sky.another man said the sky was coverd the whole of the nation and the scart was coverd the whole of nation.

ik dafa ik pandoo shaher (city)english seekhney aata he woh ik aadmi ke paas jata he is ko kehta he ke me ne english seekhney he woh is ko kehta he yh seekho HABIB BANK LIMITED aur kehta he ke kal aa ke mujhey batana woh pandoo chalta habib bank limited kehta jata he agley din jab woh is aadmi ke paas pohnchta he to aoh aadmi kehta he ke batao me ne tumhein kia kha tha bol ker batao woh pandoo kehta he HABIB DI PEN THA LAMMA TID

AIK DAFA KA ZAKAR HA, USTAD NA SAHGARD SA POCHA,KAL KO KAYA KAHTA HAN. SHAGARD NA BATAIA, TOMARROW. USTAD NA KAHA,SHAHBAZ. ACHA PARSOW KO KAYA KAHTA HAN, SHAGARD TOMARRO KO AIK OUR MARROW.

JAJ:
WAKEEL SAHAB AAP AGER MULZIM KO KOI TAJVEEZ (ADVICE) DENA CHAHTEY HEIN TO IS KONEY PE JA KER IN KO KEH SAKTEY HEIN
WAKEEL:
OK MY LORD
(WAKEEL MULZIM KO KONEY PE LE JA KER IS KO KUCH KEHTA HE JAB WAPIS AATA HE TO IS KE SAATH MULZIM NEHI HOTA JAJ HERAAN HO KER POOCHTA HE KE)
JAJ:
MULZIM KAHAAN HE
WAKEEL:
MY LORD ME NE IS KO KHA KE TUM YAHAAN SEY BHAG JAO MEREY PAAS IS SEY ZIADAH ACHI TAJVEEZ NEHI THE

aek larkie thi wo rouzana aek hi doukan par per jaea karti thi
aik din wo doubara ause doukan par ghi dokandar ause deak kar doukan band kar nea leaga L(mean larki) nea kaha ap D(mean doukan)keu band kar raeh hai doukandar nea kaha meari ma fout hou ghi hae
kouch din bad wo phare D par ghae doukandar nea phir ousi deak kar D band karne laga tou L nea poucha kia hou doukandar khat ha mera bap fot ho gia ha kouch dino bad larki dobara dokan par jati ha to dokandar dor hi sa hi dakh kar dokan band karny lagta ha larki pouchti ha ba kon fot ho gia ha to dokan dar khta ha ha ka ka mujhy najomi na kha ha ka ab ma fot hony wala ho (hoihihihiho)smile plz wrnw mera dil tot jay ga ya hasny wali bat ha (aha aha )

aik aadmi kapray ki dukaan par jata hay aur kahta hay kay bhai mujhay aadha kilo aalu day do .......ha ha ha ha