Jokes

ik shaks ne apney dost se kha. ""kion bhai tum ne ganey ki practice kion chor di"".
dost:""apney galey ki wajah se"" dost ne aah bher ker kha.
doosra dost:""kion bhai tumharey galey ko kia hua"" is shaks ne heret se poocha.
dost ne afsurdah ho ker javab dia:
""kuch nehi bas hamsaioon (naibhours) ne dubaney ki dhamki di he"".

Aik dafa aik aurat apnay boyfreind kay sath kamray mein masroof hoti hai. achanak uska husband bahir darwaze par knock karta hai. wo jaldi se boyfriend ko almari mein chuppa deti hai. jab shohar andar ata hai aur larkay ke jutay dekhta hai tau poochta hai yeh kis key hain, wo kehti hai abhi pichli eid par mere ghar walon ne aap ko gift kia tha. wo maan jata hai. phir wo poochta hai yeh kurta kis ka hai, wo kehti yeh mein ne aap ko dia tha. wo kehta hai chalo theek hai marey liye chai (tea) bana kar lao. wo jab jati hai tou yeh apna coat latkanay ke liya almari kholta hai aur larka usi nangi halat mein khara hota hai. yeh us se poochta hai tum kahan khare ho, wo kehta hai ""BUS STOP par"". yeh kehta hai ye bus stop hai ya mera ghar. wo kehta hai dou batein biwi ki maan leen hain aik meri maan lo

Aik dafa aik aurat apnay boyfreind kay sath kamray mein masroof hoti hai. achanak uska husband bahir darwaze par knock karta hai. wo jaldi se boyfriend ko almari mein chuppa deti hai. jab shohar andar ata hai aur larkay ke jutay dekhta hai tau poochta hai yeh kis key hain, wo kehti hai abhi pichli eid par mere ghar walon ne aap ko gift kia tha. wo maan jata hai. phir wo poochta hai yeh kurta kis ka hai, wo kehti yeh mein ne aap ko dia tha. wo kehta hai chalo theek hai marey liye chai (tea) bana kar lao. wo jab jati hai tou yeh apna coat latkanay ke liya almari kholta hai aur larka usi nangi halat mein khara hota hai. yeh us se poochta hai tum kahan khare ho, wo kehta hai ""BUS STOP par"". yeh kehta hai ye bus stop hai ya mera ghar. wo kehta hai dou batein biwi ki maan leen hain aik meri maan lo

ak daf ak adme rod ka kanr ja rah hot ha k ak adme us sa pocht ha ka bhi yeh rod ka gate ha us na jawab da bhi app ko nazr ne ath k ye rod ke ne jat

Das ist nicht witzig wer den vorringen witz geschrieben hat>>> wollt ich nur mal sagen es ist ein bescheuerter Witz was keiner versteht>>> wenn jemand meine msg lesen sollte und wei?in welche sprache ich geschrieben habe dann freut es mich das es auch deutsche Mitb?in den indisch/pakistanischen seiten mal rein klicken.

IK DAFA IK AADMI DOCTOR KE PAAS JATA HE AUR DOCTOR KO KEHTA HE KE ME BOHT BEEMAAR (SICK) HOON SAMAJH NEHI AA RHI KAI KAROON.
DOCTOR:
""AAP KO KON SI BEEMARI HE""
AADMI:
WOH SAMNEY IK DRAKHET (TREE) HE IS KE NEECHEY IK KABER (GRAVE) HE IS ME...................
(DOCTOR MAREEZ KI BAAT KO KAATTE HUE KEHTA HE)
DOCTOR:
""AAP YH KIA KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY LAG GAEY HO BEEMARI BATAO KON SI HE.""
AADMI:
""DOCTOR SAHAB MUJHEY KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY KI HI TO BEEMARI HE.

Aik dafa ka zikar hai ke aik mia or aik hi biwi dono bohut khushi khushi zindagi gozaar rahe the(pata nahi kaise) kher on ka aik pyara sa beta bhi tha jo 5 saal ka tha.Aik din chaand raat ko mian or os ka beta Mithai lene nikalte hain or waapsi main on ki car ke samne aik truck a jata hai jo on dono baap bete ko kochalta howa nikal jata hai(kemari ki taraf) or woh dono wahin ALLAH ko pyaare ho jaate hain.Jab os ki biwi ko yeh khabar batai jaati hai to woh jaa ke apne kaproon ki maching ki chorian pehenti hai or phir matam manati hai or phir apni chorian tor deti hai.phir os ki biwi ko os ke Shohar or os ke bete ke khoon(blood)main lat pat kapre die jaate hain to woh onhe aise hi almari main rakhdeti hai.Raat ko jub woh chain ki neend soti hai to os ke khowab main aik baba aata hai jo ose kehta hai ke tum ne jo kapre khon main latpat hain almari main rakhe hain ose nikaal ke dhoke rakho.Dosre din woh aise hi kerti hai.phir jab raat hoti hai wohi baba phir os ke khowab main aata hai or kehta hai ke on kaproon ko acchi tara dho os main abhi tak daag laga howa hai.Dosre din phir woh on kaproon ko dhoti hai laikin daag phir bhi nahi jaate.Tesre din ose khowab nahi ata to woh bohut khush hoti hai laikin foran bell bajti hai or jab woh darwaza kholti hai to woh baba os ke saamne khara hota hai to woh baba se kehti hai ke main kia karoon main to kapre ghis ghis ke thak gai daag jaate hi nahi to baba apni jab main haath daal ke nikalta hai or kehta hai ""SURF EXEL HAI NA"".

Aik daffa isstarha hota hai k 2 dost hotay hain. Aik bohat chalaak hota hai. Wahaan say aik Ganjaa guzrata hai. Pehla doosray ko kahta hai k main tumhain 10 ropay doon ga aggar tum iss ganjay k sarr parr thappar maro.
Doosra jaata hai aur uss k sarr parr thappar maar karr kahta yaar Maqsood Kya Haal Hai? Ganjaa kahtaa hai yaar main Maqsood nahin hoon. Woh sorry kah karr chala jaata hai.
10 ropay dainay k baad uss ka dost kahta hai k aggar abhi tum uss k sarr parr thappar maro to 100 ropay doon ga. Woh jaata hai aur sarr parr thapparmaar kar kahta hai k yaar mazaaq kyun kartay ho main nay tumhain pechaan liyahai k tum he Maqsood ho. Sorry k baad jabb woh waapis jaata hai to Ganjaa apni jagga baddal leta hai. 100 ropay denay k baad woh kahta hai k abb aggar tum uss k sarr parr thappar maro to pooray 1000 ropay millain gay.
Woh jaata hai aur sarrparr thappar maar karr kahta hai yaar Maqsood tum yahan kharray ho aur main wahan pata nahin kiss k sir parr thappar maar raha tha.

once there was a man whos doctor called him up. the doc. said that the man had an uncureable desease and there was only one way that could help him a little. the man asked what it was, the doc. said -start taking mud baths!- hahahhahhah! Get It?
for the people who dont get it,( the doc. asked him to take mud baths because he wanted to prepare him to go to his grave.) HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHH!!!!!!