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Jalaluddin Ahmed

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Jalaluddin Ahmed

Aanso

· 1 Like · Nov 29, 2018 at 13:11
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Jalaluddin Ahmed

Side Main Aa Jao

ek dafaa ek man second man se phone par kehta hai ke main ne air port par 3 workers send kar diye hain tum un ko is taraah pehchaan le naa , unhon ne black pent and black shirt pehnii hoii ho gii and tum un se any type of question ask karo ge to wo naa kahain ge . wo second man air port par jaataa hai and he saw 3 men and phir wo pehle waale se ask kkartaa hai ke tum kkahaan jaa rahe ho he said that nahin to wo 1st aadmee se kehtaa hai ke side main aa jao to wo 2nd addmee se poochtaa hai ke tum kase ho to wo addmee anser data hai ke nahin to wo os ko bhii kehtaa hai ke nahin. aap main se jis ne ye joke nahin sunaa hai to wo anser de.ok

· 1 Like · Nov 18, 2018 at 11:11
Category: miscellaneous
 
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Jokes / Miscellaneous

Jalaluddin Ahmed

Aik Drama Writer

Aik drama writer apne dost se poochta hey k tumhein mera drama kesa laga,tu dost kehta hey k tum drame k akhir mein hero ko zehr k badle goli maar do,tu drama writer poochta hey k iss se kya ho ga,tu dost kehta hey k goli ki awaz se public jaag tu jaey gi.

· 1 Like · Sep 29, 2018 at 18:09
Category: miscellaneous
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Jalaluddin Ahmed

Halaal Kamai

· 2 Like · Sep 20, 2018 at 01:09
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Poetry / Sad

Jalaluddin Ahmed

Mene Socha Tha,aj Aap Ayen Ge To Ro Doon Gi,aap Puchain Ge,to Sab Haal Keh Do...

Mene socha tha,
Aj aap ayen ge to ro doon gi,
Aap puchain ge,
To sab haal keh doon gi,
Keh doon gi ke kitne din huye soyi nahin,
Woh konsi bhool hai jo huyi nahin,
Kitaab fridge mein, Glass shelf mein rakha,
Peer ka din tha jumeraat likha,
Saheli se shikwa karna tha usey spaas likha,
TV per geet tha Azaan nahin,
Mene chonk kar aanchal sar per rakha,
Kya haal kar diya mera,
Mujhe kisi kaam ka na rakha,
Aur…
Jab aap ne aakar poocha,
Kya haal hai ?
To mein itna hi keh saki,
“Theek Hoon”.

· 0 Like · Sep 18, 2018 at 16:09
Category: sad
 
Social Wall / Photos

Jalaluddin Ahmed

Betiyan Allah Ki Rehmat

· 2 Like · Aug 30, 2018 at 04:08
Category: photos
 
Poetry / Sad

Jalaluddin Ahmed

Saari Raat Guzarti Hai In Hisaabo''n Mien.

Saari Raat Guzarti Hai In Hisaabo''n Mien....

Ussay Muhabbat Thi.?
Nahi Thi.?
Hai.? Nahi Hai. ?


· 0 Like · Aug 27, 2018 at 05:08
Category: sad
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Jalaluddin Ahmed

1 Ki Qemat Main 3

Do doost apas main baten kar rahe hote hain aik kehta hai ke itni mehengai ke zamane main aik rupee ka aik orange kharidta hoon.tu doosra jawab deta hai ke main to itni mehengai ke zamane main 1 rupee ke 3 oranges leta hon.pehla doost pochta hai ke woh kaise tu woh jawab deta hai ke ""aik main os se kharedta hon doosra le kar bhagta hon tessra woh khud otha ka mar deta hai""
;)

· 1 Like · Aug 25, 2018 at 02:08
Category: miscellaneous
 
Poetry / Sad

Jalaluddin Ahmed

Is Shehr E Khrabi Main Gham E Ishq K Mare.

Is Shehr-e Khrabi Main Gham-e Ishq K Mare
Zinda Hain Yehi Baat Bari Baat Hai Pyare
Hasrat Hai Koi Ghuncha Hmain Pyar Se Dekhe
Arman Hain Koi Phol Hmain Dil Se Pukare
Har Subah Meri Subah Pe Roti Rehi Shabnam
Har Raat Meri Raat Pe Hanste Rahe Tare
Kuch Aur Bi Hain Kam Hmain Ae Gham-e Jana
Kab Tak Koi Ulji Hui Zulfon Ko Sanware.

· 0 Like · Jul 21, 2018 at 10:07
Category: sad
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Jalaluddin Ahmed

Maaaaaaa

* Once a girl was drinking coke. She suddenly discovered a fly in her drink and took it out from the coke.
The fly gave birth to a baby fly and died. The baby fly opened it-s eyes looked at the girl and said ,-maaa!-.
The girl asked the baby fly,-main tumhari maa nahin hoon phir tu mujhe kyon maa bulati hai?-
The fly replied,-kyon kai maine tumhari coke se janam liya hai.-

· 2 Like · Jul 17, 2018 at 19:07
Category: miscellaneous
 

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