Jokes

aik saheb ki bevee unsay tang theen kiuon kah woh bister main pishab kerdatay they ,woh saheb aik din bahut parishan howay kah shaitan yay sab karata hay owr bagum dant tee hain ,shaitan kay owper naraz hotay hain owr shaitan ko kahtay hain kay aaj to mujhko mill ,jub raat ko soo jatay hain to shaitan aata hay yah usper naraz hotay hain owr sub kuchh batatay hain ,shaitan bolta hay kah bus sirf baigum say pareshan ho koee mas-alla naheen tum bagum ko heeray jawahir day ker khush kardoo ,woh boltay hain kaisay,shaitan bolta hay aaoow maray sath ,shaitan unko aik kowain kay pass lay jata hay owr kahta hay kah tum under utter ker jitnay chahoo heray bherloo woh saheb under utterker teen char booreeyan bhar latay hain,phir shaitan ko kahtay hain kah owper khachoo shaitan unko owper khaichta hay muger woh neechay wapiss hojatay hain ,shaitan bolta hay kia musalla hay woh saheb boltay hain kah koee mujhko neechay say khaich raha hay shaitan bolta hay tang ko jhutka doo woh boltay hain naheen chhr raha hay ,shaitan bolta hay uskay moon kay owper hugg doo yah jasay hee uskay moon kay owper huggtay hain ,Bevee ka zoordar thupper lagta hay kah kumbukht rooz to bister per pishab kartay thay aaj hugg bhee dia. Ha Ha Hi Hi Hoo

Aik ladki apni dost ko kehti hai dekho yeh anghoothi mujhe mere boy friendnadeem ne di hai mere haath main kitni fit hai.
Doosri ladki kehti hai yeh meri ungli main kafi tang thi chalo acch hoa tumhe poori aa gaye...............

Ustaad nay shagird se poocha,""batao ! Tarzan kay akhri alfaaz kya thay"" ? Shagird nay sir khujaya aur bola,""Tehnyioon per MOBIL OIL kis kameenay nay lagaya tha"" , shagird nay soochtay huway jawab diya.

QUESTION:

Wat do ya say to a fotball player in an ARMANI suit?

ANSWER:

""Will the defendant please RISE....""

ek daffa hospital me ek burhe patient ko sardi lag rahi hoti ha,,samne se ek norse atti hai..burha patient usse kehta ha ke norse plz zara merre paon me kambhal urha do...norse palat kar dekhti ha aur kehti hai...excuze me im a head norse...to burha patient jawab detta hai..to plz kissi foot norse ko bulla do...hehehehehe

QUESTION:
Why did God create women?
ANSWER:
-Cause God took one look at men and said;
""I KNO I CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS""

Eik english man pakistani say : hamarey mulk may may subb loog aik hee tarha ka hota hai, lakin pakistan may koie lal,koi soofad,koi kala hota hai
pakistani:english man say :gorrey(horse)muktalif rang ka hote hai jab ka gadhey(donkeyes)aik he tarha ka hotey hai......ha ha ha ha

ek ladki ke 3 baal hote hein..usne ek party mein jana hota hai isliye who ek beautypurlor mein chali jatti hai aur beautition se kehti hai ke yaar meri chuttiya hi banna do.who ladki uski chutya bana hi rahi hoti hai ke uska ek baal toot jatta hai.who beautition afsoos se kehti hai ke sorry madame aap ka ek baal toot gya..to is mein who ladki kehti hai acha chalo mera jurah bana do.who uska jurha bana hi rahi hoti haike 2 baal bhi toot jatta hai..phir mazrat kar ke kehti hai sorry madame aap ka 2 baal bhi tootgya hai..ismein who ladki kehti hai ke kuch nahi hota mein party mein khulle baal se hi chali jatti hon heheheh....

aik ustani ney class say pousha(ask):agar main yah kahon kay main khubsurat thi- to yah mazi(past)ka jumla hua. aor aghar main yah kahon kay main khubsurat hon to yah kia huwa?bacha bola ""yeh safaid jhout ho ga...