Jokes

Ek aadmi kay ghar may chori hoti hai. wo apney nokar say kehta hai kay jaa kar police station may report likhwao kay raat ka waqt tha,taaray chamak rahay thay, kuttay bhonk rahay thay, chor diwar may suraakh kar kay gai(cow) ko utha kar le gaya.jab noker police station pohonchta hai to uss ko bhool jaata hai kay usay kya kehna tha.wo kehta hai raat ka waqt tha, taarey bhonk rahey they, kuttay chamak rahay thay, deewar gai mein surakh kar kay chor ko utha kar legaya! HA HA HA

aik martaba pakistani fuji program banaty hain kay rat ku border cross kar kay jain gay aur sikhun main choon kay ziada tar name dlair singh rakhtay hain lehaza awaz lagain gay kay dalir singh samnay say awaz ai gi kay ahoo ji tu hum fire karain gay aur dailar singh khatam hu jai ga.sab pakistani fuji kahtay hain kay hum jain gay lehaza parchi dali jati hai aik fuji ka name nikalta hay wo rat ku border cross kar kay jata hay aur awaz lagata hi dalair singh .awaz ati hay ahoo ji pakistani fire karta hay dussss dalair singh kahtam. daily aik dalair singh katam huna shuru hu jatain hain.akhir tang akar sikh fuji program banatay hain kay pakistani ziada tar allah rakha name rakhty hain lehaza rat ku border cross kar kay jain gay aur awaz lagain gay allah rakha samnay say jawab ai ga kay ji sir fir kar kay allah rakha ku khutam kar dain gay.sab sikh aik dusray ku kahtain hain kay tum jaio bari mushkil say aik dalair singh tayyar huta hai aur rat ku border cross kar kay pakistan ki taraf ata hai aur awaz alga ta hai kay allah rakha samnay say awaz ati hai kay tusi koun jawab daita hi dalair singh samny say awaz ati hai dusssssssssssssssss
aur dlair sing ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

Pakistan ki memon rejment
Chechnia main jab Pakistan ki fouj uno ki taraf say wahan per taenat honay lagi tu Pakistani officers nay ye socha kay memon rajment bana kay bhaiji jai. Lehaza memon bhaion ko wahan per bheja gaia. Uno kay officer nay dakha kay sham ku aik Pakistani fuji Russia ka tank lay kar araha hay wo log bohat heran hue aur usay hi caman kay samnay pesh kia officer nay us say pocha kay tum ye tenk dushman say akalay chheen kay lai hu.us nay jawab dia kay ji han. Uno officer nay us ku 5000 $ inaam dia aur 15 din ki chutian deen.15 din baad wo jawan phir sham ku dusman ka tank lay aya us ku phir 5000$ inaam mila aur 15 din ki chhutian mil gain .jab wo 4 tank lay aya to uno nay inquiry shoro ki kay ye her martaba tank kaisy lay ata hai. Pakistani fuji say pooch guchh shroo hui uno walon nay poocha kay tum apna tank kahan park karty hu tu us nay jawab dia kay main apna tank Russian fuji ku day ata hu aur us ka tank lay ata hu uther us kau bi 5000$ miltain hain aur sath main 15 chhootina bhi.

secretary goes to the doctor on behalf of boss, -Big boss no fart- doctor gives tablet, next day secretary returns to doctor, -Big boss no fart- doc gives a bigger tablet, next day secretary returns, -Big boss no fart-, doctor scratches his head, gets out an old large bottle, gives tablet size of tennis ball, next day secretary returns,-Big fart no Boss!-

ONCE UPON A TIME A TEACHER SAID TO HIS SCHOLAR, SHAHANA!MY DEAR HOW MANY SEASONS ARE THERE IN A YEAR!!
SHAHANA ANSWERED, SIR FOUR.
TEACHER REPLAY;VERY GOOD.
WHICH WHICH!!!
SHAHANA: 1. EXAMN,
2. ELECTION,
3. STRIKES,
4. WORLD CUP.
HE HO HA HA............>

ek defa ek admee ke ghar main aagg lag jati hai to saree log agg bujhane main lage rahate hain ek admee us se aa ker poochta hai ke app ke ghar main agg lagi hai aur app aither bhatee hain who bolta hai main bata nahin hoon belke barish ki dua mang raha hoon

ek larke ne apni mangetar ka hat apne hat main lia or mangni ki angoti dhakne laga jo us ne teen din phele use phanai thius ne pocha tumheri friends ne is ki tareef kimangater ne jawab dia ke inoho ne be intha tereef ki or do dost ne to is ko pachan bhi lia

aik anpar larka aik pare likeh larke se puchta hai ke Alubakahra kise kehte hai
para likah larka kehta hai ke Alubakahra use kehte,,aik alu hota hai jise bukhar chara wa hota hai--!!!! LOL

khoti chrhi pahar pay surkhi pauder la kay khota mary seeteani pant burshat pa kay