Tag: Jokes

Husband 2 wife: Mai Wo Ni K Shadi Hui Or Badal Gaya Shadi Se Pehle B Mujhe Shadi Ka Sh0q Tha. Shadi K Bad B Muje Shadi Ka Sh0q hy...

Plz Ap k jitne Relative KARACHI mein Rehte hain Un ko Inform kar den k C.I.A, Or Doosri Agency se Pata chala hai k Tumam Bus Stop,road , bazar,ghanta ghr,faizan e madina k stop,tamam school,station, ,abdulah college, nishat cenima, alied bank, Hotels,Masjid k Pas Main Bazar aur Baqi Jagon k Qareeb... . "MOONG PHALI" Aa gai hai Apne liye Len to Thori Humen b Khilayen. Ghor se parhne ka Shukriya "*HAPPY WINTER SEASON*"

Wife:Kal apne phr apni Secretary k sth movie dekhi? Hsbnd:Kya krein Begum,Aj kal ki Movies Family k sth Dekhny k qabil kahn hoti hen.

Life Ko Seriously Mat Lo, Aur Hamesha Hasne Ke Liye waqt Nikalo Warna LoG Bolenge Kya Zamana Aagaya Hai Aaj KAL CARTOON Bhi Nahi Haste:

YOun to hai hum me boht DeenDari Magar jaha dekhi koi Bachi Pyari Bs Wahi pe Smile De Mari Phans gai to Hmari Wrna phr se DeenDari:

KABI KABI Choti Choti Chezain B bohat takleef deti hain YAQEEN NA AYE TO.. . . . . . Sui pe beth kar dekhna.

Girl: Ami ne mujhe Tumhare Sath bike Pe jate Dekh Liya . Boy: O Shit! Phir Kya hua? . Girl: Rikshe K Pese Wapis Le Liye . Hamari boht hi Sakht family hy Qasm Se

Mausam Ne li angrai Or ap ne nikaal li razai : Ice Cream se hui larai: Moong Phali hai ghar me aai: Cold Drink se Mounh Mor lia: Coffee se nata jor lia : Zara c thand kia pri ap ne to nahana hi chor dia...**WELCOM the first feel of winter***:

Un Sub ko Zaroor Send Karen Jin ka Aap Khayaal Rakhna Chahty Hain, Docters Ka Kehna Hai ke Machli (Faish) Khany Ke Bad Paani Na Piyen Kyo ke Wo Aap ke Pait me Terna Shuro kardegi or is se Aap Ko GUDGUDi wali Bimari £ag Jayegi HaHaHaHa Gor se prhny ka shukriya.