Tag: Jokes

Jo tm ko ho pasnd woi bat khengy Tm din ko agar raat kaho raat khengy Soraj ko agar chand kaho Chand khengy Q-K Paglun k sath zid achi nahi hoti.

Duniya KA Sab se Bara HamLa Kisi KA MObile Lo Phone Book & InbOx Me Ja K Delete All Kr DO Pher Uska Chera DhekO Or ThOra Sa Muskura DO.

Kehte hen waqt se pehle 0r Qismat K bina ksi ko kch nhi milta.. Afs0s ..!! Mere pas waqt nhi 0r larkio K paas Qismat nhi I'm sorry girls.

Kya aap marne ke baad bhi hot ladkiya dekhna chahte hai?? DONATE UR EYES kamino ko Social Message b interestng banakar Bhejna Parta hai.

ONLY FOR MY FRIENDS Zindagi Tanha Tanha Thi, Mera Koi Acha DOST Nahi Tha, Lekin Phir Tum Sab Meri Zindagi Me Aaye, T0 Muje Ehsas Huwa K Akely Hi Sukoon Tha. ek se ek wadi film matthy lag gai mere.

Kabi­ kabi­ me sochta hun Mene zindgi me kia paya Paisa No! Name No! Shohrat No! But. ek Cheez "Friends..." Aur wo bhi 1 se 1 TOPI BAAZ.

Sardion Ki Sham Thi Mene Uske Hath P Hath Rakha Or Kaha Garm Hath Wafa Ki Nshani Hoti H Wo Hans Kar Boli Abey DHAKKAN Bukhar He Mujhe.

MjhSe Ab Ye Judai ka ZEHAR Piya Nh Jata Ho Sake To 1cup DOODH PATTI Pila Do ('.')/or Bat Sun /> < 1Ubla Hua Garam Anda B Aaj Sardi boht Ha:

Chiunti maarne ka jadeed or be had aasan tariqa. Cheeni or laal mirch ka mixture chunti ko den. Mixture khate hi wo Pani ki talash me nikle gi. Jese hi wo water tank k paas jae usay dhakka dedo. Wo bheeg jae gi or khud ko dry karne k liye aag k pas jae gi. Usi waqt ap aag me bomb phenk den. Wo buri tarha zakhmi ho k hospital me admit ho jae gi. Wahan aap simply uska oxygen mask utar den. Chunti mar jae gi.. Ok kal Chooha maarna seekhen gay.