Tag: Jokes

Jis ne Jaldbaazi me Shadi ki Usne sara jeevan bigaar liya, Wah,Wah OR Jis ne Soch samaj K ki Usne konsa teer maar liya...s" Taaliiiiiaayaaaaann

MiS: h0me w0rk Q nhi kiya? Student: Mis light nhi thi, MiS: Candle jala lete? Student: Matchis nhi thi MiS: New Machis le Aa te? Student: strike thi sh0ps bund thi MiS: Par0s se le lete Student: Un ki MASJID me Rakhi thi MiS: t0 wahan se le Aa te? Student: Nahaya huwa ni tha Mis: nahaye Q ni thy? student: pani ni tha MiS: Ufff, pani Q ni tha? Student: m0t0r nhi chal rhi thi Mis: Ullu k pathe m0t0r Q ni chal Rahi thi? Student: pagal ki bachi shuru me bataya t0 tha. LiGHT Nhi THi

2 larkian apus mein larr rahe then, paas se aik Charsi guzra... Pehli larki: Allah kary teri shadi is se hojaye! Dusri larki: teri hojaye! . . . . :teri teri: :teri teri: . . Teriiii: Teriiiiiì: . . . . Charsi: mujhe to bata do main rukun ya jaon.

Shohar subah facebook khol kr beth gaya Uski 1 dost ne sandwich ki picture upload ki aur likha aao sab nashta karen Shohar ne comment kya: Bohat tasty tha Maza aa gya BV ne ye comment parh lya aur shohar ko nashta nhi dya 4 ghante bhoka rakhne k bad BV boli: Lunch ghar pe karo ge ya facebook pe??

Ye jawani he dewani dhk k! Beta bap se me urna chata hn dorna chata hn girna b chata hn pr kbi rukna nh chata! . Baap apna mobile dty hue ye le temple run khel!

Ek baar ek Exam me pucha gaya
what is challenge.. ??
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Pappu ne pura page khaali chhodkar
page k
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Apne baap ki aaulad hai to mujhe Pass
karke
dikha…
its a challenge.. :-D

1 Bacha exam me betha copy pr apna hath bana raha tha,
techr,paper me hath k photo ka koi sawal nhi ha,
Bacha,
hm paper banane wale pe lanat bhej raha hy:-)

Mausam Ne li angrai Or ap ne nikaal li razai : Ice Cream se hui larai: Moong Phali hai ghar me aai: Cold Drink se Mounh Mor lia: Coffee se nata jor lia : Zara c thand kia pri ap ne to nahana hi chor dia...**WELCOM the first feel of winter***:

16 oct ko Tum "Dil" Mango HUM Denge . Tum "Jigar" Mango Wo b Denge . "Eyes" Mango Wo b Denge QK . us din Hum ne Qurbani karni hai Inshallah BAKRA EID"Mubark