Tag: America

Americans love to fight. All real Americans love the sting of battle.
George S. Patton

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil.
Grover Cleveland

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan email email se bhi hoti hai sardar je ne kaha kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

Char dost bar jata hai wahan` nanga nach horaha thaa larki nachti huyee eik ke pass ati hai woh bis dollar nikalta hai aur nachne wali ke but per chupka deta hai woh nachti huyee dusre ke pas jati hai woh pachas doller nikalta hai aur uske but per chupka deta hai woh tisre ke pas jati hai woh sow(Hundred) doller nikalta hai aur uske but per chupka deta hai woh chothe ke pas jati hai woh jeb se credit card nikalta hai aur but ke dermiyan slid ker ke sara doller le leta hai

TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: George!


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