Tag: Jokes

Smart hone ki sabse bari problem . . . . Sb larkiyn ko lgta h k iski pehle se hi girlfriend hogi . . Or Isi waja se aj tk single hn me

DOST: Meri Baat Maan, BV Ki Tareef Kia Ker, Shayed Halaat Theek Ho Jaayin, Woh Ghar Gaya Or BV Se Bola, Achi Lag Rahi Ho, BV: Kya? ADMI: Hoor Lagti Ho Hoor, BV Ronay Lagi Or Boli, Aaj Ka Din Hi Manhoos Hai, Beti Ne Dinner Set Torr Dia, Beta Zakhmi Ho Gaya, Or Ab , Tum Pee K Aa Gaye.

JANAB !! Adab arz hai.. Aaj mosam kuch sard hai.. Par SMS karne mein kia harj hai.. Aap ko SMS bhejna Humara farz hai.. Q ke Aap ka naam Humare mobil mein darj hai.. Ye SMS type karte karte Humari Finger mein dard hai.. Itna jan lo Humara ye SMS Aap pe qarz hai.. Is qarz ko kitne SMS kar ke chukana hai.. Ye sochna ab Aap ka farz hai......,,,,,,,,;-)

Father: Beta ek Cold Drink ki Bottle to Le Ao. Son: Pepsi ya Mirinda? Father: Pepsi. Son: Plastic ya Glass wali Bottle? Father: Plastic. Son: Choti ya bari? Father: Nahin chahiye,Bas Pani Pila De. Son: Sada ya Namak Wala? Father: Sada. Son: Thanda ya Garam? Father: Chal Ja warna Mardunga. Son: Chappal Se Ya Danday Se? Father: Janwar kahin k... Son: Konsa Dog ya Donkey? Father:Mere Samny se hat ja. Son: Slow ya Fast? Father:Mery Hathon mar jayega. Son: Chaqu ya Gun Se? Father: Chaqu sy. Son: Zabah karogy ya de marogy? Father: Abey ja, B.P high horaha hai mera. Son: Doctor ko Bulaoon ya Doctor k Pas chalen?

Aqal Mand Aadmi Jb Koi Khaas Aur Ehm Fesla Krta Hy To Boht Sochta Hy, Dil-o-Dimagh Ki Sunta Hy Halaat ko Parakhta Hy Daleel Or Mantaq ko Zer-e-Ghor Lata Hy Musbat Or Manfi Pehlu ka Jaeza Leta Hy Apny Walidain Or Behn Bhaiyon Se Raaye Leta Hy Aur Aakhir Mein Wohi Krta Hy Jo Uski Bv Kehti Hai... hahaha

Zindagi tere bin adhuri hai Na jane q tere mere beech ye doori hai sochta hun kabi ...bhula du Apko . par zindagi me 1 musibat ka rehna bhi to zaruri hai.!!? Hahahahahaha (''.)/ /( ) oye Musibat / / I Miss u ..

Kitni chahat se likha tha naam tera dewar par besharam becho na pishaab karke mita dia:

Zindgi me Wife ka hona boht zaruri hy Pata hy Q? Q k Zindgi me khushiyn hi sb kuch nahi hoti Insan ko Musibaton se Larna b Aana chahiye.

1 waqt tha ap K msgs aise aaty thy Jesy kisi ne ap k Sir Pe PISTOL rkha howa hai Or ap se msg krwa rha hai Mgr ab lgta hai Us ne GoLi mar di.,