APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen. : Vitamin se "Power" : Power se "Work" hota he. : Work se "PAISA" : PAISE se "Marriage" hoti he. : aur : Marriage se "WIFE" naam ki "cheez" milti he. : Wife se "Tension" milti he...! : Aur Tension se Depression.. : : Le Beta! Aur khaa Saib.!

Dosto aaj Hum 1 Ajeb-0-Ghareeb Mukhlooq K Bare Ma Parhengy Es Jandaar Ka Naam Hai WIFE JEE,Haan WIFE Ye Aksar apny HUSBAND K Sath Pai Jati Ha Iski Psandeda Ghiza HUSBAND Ka dimagh Ha Isko Aksar Naraz Hone Ki acting Karte Huwe Dekha gya Hai EsKa SabSe Khtarnak Hthyar RONA or Emotionaly Blackmailing Hai WIFE Rakhne Par TENSION Naam Ki Bimari Ho Jati Hai Jo la Ilaaj Ha So enjoy LIFE w/out wife Shadi shuda log fikar karain Or jiski nai hui shukar karain...

Zindgi me Wife ka hona boht zaruri hy Pata hy Q? Q k Zindgi me khushiyn hi sb kuch nahi hoti Insan ko Musibaton se Larna b Aana chahiye.

Kitna Bebas Hai insan Qismat k Aage Har Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqiqat ke Aage Jisne kabhi Jhukna Nahi Seekha Duniya Me. Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai "BEGUM" ke Aagey.

Wife (on phone) Suniay , window khul nahi rahi hey. . Husband- Aisa karo thora tail garam kar key us pey daal do. Wife - Kiya us sey khul jaegi? . . . Husband- Try karo. After 15 mints , . . husband calls wife . . Husband- Tum ney try kiya? Wife - Haan kiya, par ab tu laptop hi band ho geya

BV intehai Ghussay me Shohar se: Main agar Shaitan se Shadi kr laiti to wo tum se bahot zyada Behtar Shohar saabit hota ...Shohar bahot Sukoon se bola: Mgr Behn Bhai mein Shadi ho he nahi sakti

Husband 2 wife: Mai Wo Ni K Shadi Hui Or Badal Gaya Shadi Se Pehle B Mujhe Shadi Ka Sh0q Tha. Shadi K Bad B Muje Shadi Ka Sh0q hy...

Wife:Kal apne phr apni Secretary k sth movie dekhi? Hsbnd:Kya krein Begum,Aj kal ki Movies Family k sth Dekhny k qabil kahn hoti hen.

1 Aadmi ne 100 martaba Blood Donate kerny ka Record Qaim Kia.. Blood Bank Intizamia ne uski Wife ko bhi Prize diya. Aadmi Ki Wife ne Hairan ho k poocha, Mujhay Prize Q? Blood Bank Intizamia ne Muskura k kaha Madam,, "Aap ne Nahi Piya tabhi to Hum ne Liya...

Wife: Jab Me Gana Gati Hu Tu Tum Bahar Kio Chale Jate Ho Husband: Taki Bahar Wale Ye Na Samjhe Ki Me Tumare Gala Daba Raha Hu..