Tag: Jokes

Solid bezzati: Boy: I lv u. I cnt live widout u. Mar jaunga, Mit jaunga, Tere pyar me fana ho jaunga. Grl: Hmm. Dekhle tujhe jaise theek lage:-*

Main ye sim Off kar raha hoon.Is pe muje bohat calls aur msgs aa rahe hain log tang karte hain aur ye P0chte hain k.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Aap ki khoobsurti ka raaz kia hai?" (^_^)/" <| | ' _||_ Lo dasso hun banda sohna v na hove?????????

Bohat Khubsurat ho tum Pr us se bhi khubsurat hai andaz tumhara.. . Loog kehte hein chand ka tukra ho tum. . Hum kehte hein chand tukra hy tumhara. . . . Baqi Mzaq kal kren gy. . . Kahin Dimag kharab na hojay tumhara.

Boy. call kab karun ? Girl. jab tumhara dil chahy Boy. ok subha main 8 bajy karun ga Girl. wo nashty ka time hota hy Boy. to 10 bajy ? Girl. college ka time, Boy. 1 bajy ? Girl. meri friendz sath hoti hain Boy. 3 bajy Girl. khana kis time khaun pher ? Boy. ok meri jaan 7 bajy ? Girl. tab mera favert serial ata hai Boy. 10 bajy karun plzzz Girl. us time sab ghar par hoty hain Boy. to meri maa kis time call karun ?????? Girl. jab tumhra dil chahy jan.

Girl: Meri Ek, Ek Sans Pey Ek, Ek Larka Marta Hai.
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Boy: To Tum Koi Acha Sa Tooth Paste Istimal Kyo Nahi Karti...?

Aik Zamana Tha Jb Subha ''Kukruku'' Kr k Murghay Humen Jagaty thay or Ek Aj Ka Zamana Dekho, Humen SmS Kr K Murghon Ko Jgana Prta Hai..!! "¤GØØD¤" "¤MØRÑIÑG¤"

U R 100% beautiful, U R 100 % lovely, U R 100 % sweet, U R 100 % nice, and U R 100 % stupid, to believe these words. GOOD MORNING

Jis Tarf Dekhu apka Hi Nam Likha Hai, wah wah
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