Tag: Jokes

Girl: Agar Paise Darakht par Ugty to kya hota.? . . . . . . . Boy: To Larkiyan Bandaron se bhi Set hojati (:Uff itni insult:)

Pappu ki Maa: . "Pappu meri juti dhoond dy" . Smart Pappu after 5 mins opened google.com & Type "www.AMAA KI ULTAY PAIR KI JUTI.com" . Google search... . . . . . . . . . Insan ka bacha bun :@ Ye google hai Tery bap ka nokar nahe.

Tumhari Yad Mere Dil Me Kuch Is Tarha Se bas Gai, . Jese Chotay Se Rikshy Me Moti Ci Aunti phass gai.. "\('.' )/" ( ) < \ Way Menu kaddo way.

Har Safar Me Sath Hm Denge Apni Dosti ki Soghat Hm Denge Girne Lge To Hath Hm Denge OR Na Girey To Peche se Laat B Hum Dnge.

Boy : Call Receve Kyun nahi Ki, 15 Mints Se Call Karaha Hu, Girl Woh Main . . . . Woh Main . . Ringtone Pr Dance Karahi Thi.:-*

Larka Me ap se dosti krna chahta hn Larki :Bhai Hamari dushmani kb thi. (.")/ lo sari bat <)) hi khatam krdi ./ ­. Churaill ne:

Zor se chali hawa uurr gaya pappu.. Wah wah.. Zor se chali hawa, uurr gaya pappu.. Phir? Phir kya? Ruk gayi hawa Or gir gaya pappu,

"Aise Bhi Log Hai Jin Ko .. Muhalle, School/College Wale Moun Nahi Lagate .. Ghar Main Dosri Bar Saalan Nahi Milta .. Lekin .. Facebook Par Woh .. - - - - Innocent,Prince, Princess, Lovely, Rocking, Dashing,Rose, Hunk,Shehzada, SweEtY, Or Pata Nhi Kia Kia Hotey Hen ;-)

Badsha ne elan krwaya, k shadi shuda mard 2 lines me kharre hon. 1 line me wo jo BV se darte hen 0r 1 me wo jo nhi darte : Darne walon ki lambi line thi. Jb k na darne walon ki line me 1 Aadmi tha : Badsha ne us se kaha: To aap BV se nhi drte : Us ne kaha: Pata nhi g... Muje to Bv keh gai hai k is line me kharre rhna, warna tangain tor dungi..