Tag: Jokes

Ek lrki 1 ghante me 40roti bna skti hy to3 larkian mil k 1 ghante me kitni rotyan bna lengi? Ans: Ek bhi nahi ! Sirf batain banayein gi:-*

Eid ul azha ka b apna hi maza hai,. Sub larko ko Eid se 1 mahiny phly se larkiyan buri or gaaye achi lagny lag jati ha. Bachi na dekh BACHIYA dekh kesi hy.

Doctor: Aap K Shohar Theek Ho Sakty Hain Aap Unka Khayal Rakhain Tension Na Dein Laraai Na Karein. Taza khana paka kr dein or inki farmabrdari krain. Shoping k liye zid na karein, Un Ki Khidmat Karein Husband: Dr. ne Kya Kaha? B.V: La-Ilaaj Ho Tum.

Jo Mil Gya Use Muqaddr Smjho Khud Ko Waqt Ka Sikandr Smjho Q Drte Ho Ap Gham K Tufano Sy Gham Ko Kele Ka Darakht Or Khud Ko BANDAR Smjho.

Waqt Ki Qadar Us Shakhs Sy Pocho. Jo Bathrom K Bahr Khara Ho ! Aur Use Dast Hon Aur Andar Waly Ko Qabz Ho Hasso Mt Wqt Ki Qadar Karo.

Mera Dil kar raha hai dost0 !!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tum sab ko OLX per bech dOoUn No msgx No callx Had h0ti hai yar

Yun raaton ko na jago So lia kro Yun dil me ansu na roko Ro lia kro Baal to bht ache bnaty ho <(",)/ mou b tmhra apna hay kbi dho liya kro.

1 admi Ki T_Shirt Pe Boht Khubsort Jumla Likha Hua Tha ' Plz Do NOT Disturbe I'm Married I'm Already Disturbed.

Yad rakho Subha uth k 2 kam kia karo 1st=DIL SE shukr ada karo k tm zinda ho 2nd=Lux se Nahaya kro ta k dosre B zinda rahe GEO 0R JEENEY do